laughing gas

went to coronation for some self-healing.

took a walk from there to third avenue. it does feel good, walking alone and all. should try walking home from there next time.

took 156 to holland v. realised it didn’t go there. so off to clementi first.

burger king (which pales in comparison to the whopper bar…)
then to the body shop.
and swensens. where i just wanted to punch myself for agreeing to share dessert. urgh.

then cabbed to oli’s place to slack.
awesomely nua dogs! but my legs were mauled by them man.

marmite chicken (which tasted normal) for dinner then back to his place and gary joined us.

lots of drinking games + lol-able and sweet moments.
except when someone puked on our legs.

okay gna take a nap now bye!

birthday bash.

okay so tonight i had dinner w family at marche.
nice and simple i guess.
no desserts, nothing.
which is weird, considering how i’m always on the lookout for food.

i’ve been eating A LOT for the past 2 weeks.
my weighing scale is begging me NOT to step on her, just in case i break her bones.

that said, i’ve to go to the gym.
to clear my hours (damn you pfm and your retarded classes!)

to sum up,
here’s where i’ve been ‘celebrating’.

1) makan sutra
2) max breiner
3) seoul garden
4) cha cha cha
5) canele (spell check)
6) fish and co
7) marche

okay next year i aim to eat grass for my birthday.

birthday at fish and co

had fish and co at west coast plaza with oli, cy, zj, crayon and dan.

yummmmm i loveeee their fish with cheese!
and lemon butter sauce!

but as usual i couldn’t finish so i dumped it cy.
the man who can “make a buffet restaurant lose money and close down”

aft dinner CY AND OLI were so bloody sneaky omg.
was wondering what they’re up to and the came up with a mega lie about a china prostitute who was messaging cy.

but they were super nice cos aft that the fish and co people came up with a cake! and i was made to stand on a chair with the sparkles, and everyone was chanting / singing.

the cake was. tough to cut… which prompted someone to say
“now we know how she’s like in the kitchen”

so not true!
they made me finish the cake (my slice) and it was pure.torture.
very full belly, buttons exploding!
but yea we stayed till i finished. -runs to toilet to puke-

went outside to the water feature and just, slacked. then walked to coffee bean and sat. HAHA DAMN NO LIFE.

took a photo w my photo booth!
not v good, there was a lot of back light..
then they went to continue drinking while i went home…

w our studs

cy!

thank you both for planning this! (=

need to go shopping soon.. christmas presents!

spongebob cake

feli baked me cupcakes for my bdae!
poor thing she woke up so early just to do it even though i told her not to! thanks so so much!

i really loved the faces she drew on them! so accurately funny, so me!

the anatomy.

so i took biology in secondary school and we had to make all sorts of notes and i had my own ‘bio book’

flipped it a few days ago, as my bro was using my notes.
(yes, handed them down to him!)

came across really interesting drawings.

a not so nice drawing of a vagina.
complete with womb, urethra, fallopian tube and all.

and a nicer, and more accurate drawing of..

orlua..

looks damn alike even has big orlua, and tiny flaccid penis. AHAH!! quite impressed with myself, though the proportion must be… horrid.

birthday with homies

okay belated post!

so on monday after school, i met with cass, teck, junny and pre at holland V!

i was the last to arrive and when they saw me, they STOPPED walking, STARED at me and started whispering.

best ‘hello’ ever you guys! really loved it!

but anw, junny took me to ‘buy cd’s’ and accompanied me to pet lovers centre while pre, teck and cass ran off.

i saw the dogs and totally fell in love with them!

but then junny got a call and we had to leave and thus we walked to cha cha cha. saw 3 of them sitting with a pink swensens balloon that said ‘you suck’ haha!

super amusing. ordered food and just ate. no pictures because it’s with cass.

and then they refused to leave and said i had to eat even though i was full..

then came the cake!

so sweet of them!

they went to get the cake (i’m guessing) while i was at the pet shop.. and tecky skipped class just to ’source’ for a place to eat at holland v. -screams- they’re damn sweet lah!

they had tonnes of fun snapping while i was taking the candles off.

i’m damn sure the main focus wasn’t my face, the balloon or the cake..

then came the presents!
they’re damn cute man.

one pair of drumsticks (yay! my very own pair!) and they all wrote funny stuff on it.
2 bracelets, 1 with reflective-like shells, and they wrote messages on it.
a blue rose belly stud

awesomeness at its best man!

3 boys camwhoring away

group shot (=

cake was chocolate ice cream, so difficult to cut!

cass. omg ilu (= thank you so so so much for the gifts and the effort! to come w teck to plan this and all (=

junny! i know i always make fun of you hahaha! and even though you sent me the ‘i bought chars present already’ TWICE, it was still a nice gesture! the drumsticks!

tecky and pre! yes the theme for the day was ‘you suck’ and both of you really made full use of it to disturb me. thanks for coming down and being so tolerant (towards me hha!)

then we headed to the bread shop to sit and chat. started playing this alphabet game.

like someone would come up with a category, and we all have to name things under the category.
Eg. Cars.
person A: Toyota

and since toyota ends with an A, person b has to name a brand that starts with A, like Aplha Romeo, or Audi.

then the bread shop was closing so we hopped over to subway to continue our game.

made use of the balloon..
everytime a person can’t think of a word, we’ll hit his/her head till they get it. not painful, but it’s so annoying!

yea everyone also kena.

the person who kept hitting us was tecky so when it was his turn we all whacked him

sat till about 9, and then momsy came to pick us up and she sent us back. (=

that pretty much sums up my real birth day. enjoyed it tonnes

hello kitty tribute

here are a few gifs to pay respect to hello kitty.

hello kitty has lived for 35 years (old hag),
has not gone through puberty,
is still 3 apples tall, and is as heavy as 3 apples.

Enjoy the following gifs!
artwork title: kitty hell

kitty was generously lent by sihui.
and YES, hello kitty was dangerously harmed.

be afraid, kitty lovers!

1. kitty squash

2. kitty cant breathe

3. kitty dancing

4. kitty expanding

5. kitty finale

productive day.

today was so productive!
met kx in school and revised med law with her.
we decided to send an e-card to my bro.

HAHAHA JOKES MAN.
the e card was miffy!

“hello

i am miffy. thank you for always covering me with your nappy. your pillow is really comfortable.

i miff you”
HAHAHAHAHAH shit man i’m damn mean.

medlaw was so productive!

while listening in class, i was shopping online.
bought a dress, answered questions, asked more questions, talked faster than the teacher.

headed to far east plaza for filming with panda.
saw the security guards who caught up with us and told us we can’t film.

(hohoho…)
we knew we’re supposed to ask for permission, but we were betting that if they didn’t get back to us, or didn’t allow us to film, we’d be screwed. so we took the chances and just went ahead.

the guard made me go to the management’s office to tell this man that i was going to film. so i did.

me: hello, i need to film for a while at shop xx.

him: ok. please write in to us and we’ll approve it in 2-3 days.
me: no i cant do that
him: why
me: my project is due soon
him: you still have to write to us
me: ok can i write now and let you read it?
him: no i can’t.
me: why? it’ll be fast. and you’re here anyway!
him: ………….
(silence)
me: anyway i’m not filming other places, it’s a small project. and the shop agreed. it’ll take a while only. (lists down what we’re filming)
him: .. okok make it quick then.

SO YAY!
and guards kept checkin on us. our interviewee was DAMN cute. oh my goodness. panda said i wasn’t paying attention i kept starint at my camera screen and smiling to myself. BUT SHE WAS SO CUTE. long dyed hair and a nice yellow dress and with really lovely rosy cheeks!!!
okay i better stop unless the interviewee happens to read this and thinks i’m psyco.

was supposed to meet bro and mom for dinner. they were shopping for bro’s prom clothes. (sis went with them to buy his clothes oh goodness it’s like he’s getting married)

THEN. mom told me bro had gone off to meet his friends. so i texted him

forgive my broken english. was eating and talking to my mom while typing.

me: wa you look down on me ah dun wanna eat with me then meet your friends. wings harden can fly hor. (wanted to say it in chinses but i didn’t know which words to type, and i didn’t think he could read it too)
him: lol no lah. i did not know you going to eat mah. and i just want to spend time with my friends.
me: u choose friends over family i am so hurt. sob sob. i will harm your miffy.
him: no. not my meaning. you try ah. i will harm your family.
me: you be careful of yourself!
him: haha right. your eating ah? (need to teach him the difference between your and you’re)
me: ya.. i just now saw a lot of o level noob shopping for prom
him: wa lao so bad lah. but a lot of weird people lor.
me: ya. a lot of smelly boys so disgusting. you better use my perfume on monday
him: kk lend me yours

mmm he’s gonna smell like me!
so nice. hoho.

okay gna sleep soon long day of filming tomorrow!!

happy 19th to myself (=

so yepp. this year is really special.
turning 19..

more special than my 18th because
1) next year there’ll be a 2 on my age, and it freaks me out
2) i’m spending it differently.

no parties, nothing. (=
just quiet (or not), quality time with the people i love.

this week’s gonna be pretty hectic and i’m squeezing in as much time as i can to spend it with the different people.

as i grow up, sometimes i do things i don’t want to do.. but that’s life.
full of obligations and responsibilities.

thankful for God, church, family and friends who’ve kept me sane.

happy birthday char.
hope you’re still the strong person 10 years later, when you read this.

blurbs

had dinner at fish and co w oli and friends and idk why but we’re always dissing him.

11 out of 10 things he says is rubbish.

like “after that girlfriend, i now know what kind of guys i’m interested in”

and he tried using pick up lines on me like

(not sure if i’m getting this right)
“your legs are word”
“you can come to my house and spread your word”

and the next was like
him: “are you bored?”
me: “uh no.”
him: (obviously ignoring my answer) “if you’re bored come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up”

i saw someone kill a rat and i nearly burst into tears.
)=