lovebirds.

i dunno why.
they have a phone.
but use my phone to take pictures..

everyone wants shrek.

i jealous. i also want.

advertorial for hongjun.

see ah, this guy, my exboyfriend.
very handsome one.
always like to make fun of people,
you sure laugh one.
quite short though…
he’s looking for girls below 170cm (his height)
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and now, i have loads of pictures of him.
and i really wonder why.
dont see him so manly ok.
he use my doraemon pillow and blanket..

got joel also. but he’s taken. HAHAH!

hj just wanna act cute in my blanket.

act cute not enough, now he wanna be doaremon..

DAMN CUTE RIGHT!!! my blanket. buy from taiwan, or thailand, or something one ok!

see he wanna be funny again. people sleep he take photo with them.

retribution.

his legs very hairy. dont playplay..

(= you girls want tell me ok. he very smelly one.

funny random shots.

i cant remember when they were taken,but its unglam.

the bear!!!

“oh dear Lord, i wanna sleep”

hongjun should get a life. take pic of me, put as wall paper. wanna die ah?

wa lau eh chio bu.

happy shreks

duno why nvr look at camera.. WIERD.

that’s girl love (=

damn kuku.

dinner from razi (=

pictures from a china stall in singapore (=

broUn…

see, last time i go no signboard seafood, i told you my kangkong is seafood.. from the sea..
now you believe me ?

no idea how im gonna eat stuff with water.
eewww

their treasures are wonderful..

uhhh

i kinda forgot what i wanted to type..
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oh.
to my wonderful girlf (=
take care.
“and i cant believe, ah that im your man, and i get to kiss you baby just because i can”
lovelovelove.
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wierd tingling feeling in my tummy.
i duno why.
i mean,
my classmates are all nice and stuff,
but do i have a really solo one goodie goodie friend?
no..
i dont know if its good or bad.
good cos then its lesser of a burden, to know about stuff i might not want to.
bad cos. i dunno. maybe cos i dont feel that oomph that i wanna get..
what oomph.
i dont know.
aiya heck, i pass exam can already.
as someone once said, “we’re all in for the grade anyway”
so well.
no im not gonna be some asshole.

aiya no emo la.
goodbye.
i need to do some work, before i hit the sacks.

i just wish everyday i would fall asleep in your arms.
and we would have no work to do, no stress, no nothing.
just love, love, love,
and oh, the occasional lust.
lol.

my spelling sucks big time.
during writ comm i said a word no one knew.
:S
so wierd.
i need to memorise~!!!

post-stayover.

i’ve 3 toothbrushes extra.
all left in my house.
:S

joel lost his phone.
hopefully comfort cab has it.
i doubt so.
cos its turned off.
but then again, his phone low batt..
fuck that asshole who took it and dont wanna return.

ok die la.
i still got grammar test,
apa citation test on fri
soc psy quiz on thu.
cb

still stayover…

i woke up when hj messaged me.
or did he call me..
erm..
for what man people sleep then you message (or call)..

now im in the room (cannot sleep same room with them. i think my mummy scared feli rape me. she wont la. joel also wont rape me. he snore n sleep n sleep. must be the other one. SEE LA ALL YOUR FAULT!).
all using computer…
all…
except..
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joel

he sleep first wake up last (he haven wake up yet)
i think he wants to win some competition.

HELLO JOEL.
LET ME CLARIFY.
IF THERE WAS A SLEEPING COMPETITION YOU WOULD HAVE LOST.
I WOULD EMERGE WINNER.
I BET IT WAS YOUR PLOY FOR HJ TO TEXT/CALL AND DISTURB AND WAKE ME UP!
SORE LOSER!!!!

okay.
gonna eat later.
saussage and potato.
im slepy (=

who am i gonna dress as man.
cara?
no one in clas dresses wierdly..
OH WAIT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT GRACE DRESSES WIERDLY!
I CAN DRESS AS HER!
JUST ANYHOW DRESS!
ok im kidding dont slap me.

funny moments at camp…

here’s what i remember, in chronological order.
i think.. haha.
they are super funny ok.
and memorable.
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participants had to write their names with their butts. some looked like they were grinding. others looked so constipated.
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during balloon fight, i took out my safety pins and went round bursting them. (= see i told you safety pins would come in handy!
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after dinner, miss N forced the participants to eat the killer cupcakes. and pasteries. she ordered like for 240 people and only 120 came. oh god. everyone was forced to eat at least one pastry. thank god for fei zai. but some puked.. :s
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shawn introduced us judges during the presentation round. he called me chio bu.
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then shawn told a group that their idea sucked. (he said it so sincerely i almost cried)
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this girl hid her face behind the vanguard sheet. she talked like we were gonna eat her.
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another girl wanted to test the wireless mike. she put it to her mouth and no sound came out. she then put it to her ear. oh my tian!
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at the end of presentation shawn said, ‘i know you are all very boring‘. he obviously meant bored.
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one group decided that they could let trees float all over earth so as to reduce carbon dioxide. float on the sea.
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someone said we had to sleep at 12.30 because the teacher(s) wanted to go zouk.
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next day, during morning 5bx, there were 5 trainers on the stage. hello teachers, fyi, 5bx doesn not mean 5 trainers are needed.
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during captain’s ball, the ball flew out of the hall and out of the parapat. a trainer asked hong jun what to do. i think we should let the ball find its way back, really
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the DCC told the participants that during final clash, they could throw anything to destroy the newspapers around the hulahoops (like in fms camp). the participants took it literally. when water bombs were used up, they took rocks, stones, sticks, shoes and even their shirts. hello people grow a brain
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the camp buster told the participants in the hall ‘please keep your voices low now as our camp advisor is sleeping behind’. like who the hell would tell others that!!! that’s our rest time! oh, he was ferering to hongjun, who was snoozing in his hammock. but really, did we have to know that?
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following which, he told the camp participants to give him a really good cheer. a loud one too. oh the irony.
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we laughed at how (someone) would scold us if we ate her muffins and cupcakes and if she found them missing. (inside joke).
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im sure there were more funny moments, but i wasn’t there for the first half of day 1. sadly.
oh, comments were taken. loads of irony.
and joel, had to inteprete what some wrote as it was too difficult for us to comprehand. no offence, joel i take my hat off to you.
comments were really personal. especially form the MANLY girl.
saying hongjun and i did not respect them, gave them attitude, advisors talked too much yet asked participants to keep quiet.
hello people, shut up! if e dont talk, we cant discuss on who’s the most irritating person, who’s the best camper, and WHO SUCKS! now realy, how do you think we gave out awards? plus, personal comments are so yesterday. hate us cos we were once together. hate us cos we’re no longer together but still goodie friends. go on, be jealous!
tsk tsk. trust the manly guy to like hongjun. eh that one not my problem la.. ohohoh! it would be wierd seeing two GUYS getting together, cos hongjun’s SO NOT GAY.
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there was this particular student (either trainer, advisor or participant) who was such a diva! the attitude i got, WOAH. bealson he reminds me of you, bitch! (= okay la i love you.
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i think the camp was both a success and failure.
both trainers and teachers fault.
im impartial.
so shoot me.
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i dislike being called bias.
i AM intimidating, i admit that. but i NEVER raised my voice at anyone. NEVER. i tell you straight forwardly. if you cant accept that, fine. grow up please. in the real world, no one’s gonna sugar coat their words. but dont take me being intimidating, and writing it down as to learning how to respect myself. i’d be cheating both myself and you if i sugar coated my words. i’d kill myself if i bothered lying to people like you. so really, suck off.
and now, you people gotta remember this.
you guys are wayy younger than me.
like 3 years younger.
i don’t take your criticism to heart.
why?
cos it isn’t constructive.
its all insulting.
and destructive.
i don’t bother about it.
really, say what you like.
but its a joke to read those comments cos i really don’t care about what YOU YOUNGER people think.
im not being cocky.
its a fact.
you people, those 5-8 who wrote about me,
you guys mean ZILNZH NOTHING ZERO to me.
do i really care?
no.
so grow up, get a life, grow a brain
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oh man, stupid people on earth make me laugh.
oh, some trainers did suck.
SOME.
there’s room for improvement people!
some were a disappointment.
some were bitchy, telling participants about us trainers.
go lick yourself.
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thank god for debriefing.
thank god some were not there.
thanks god they opened up.

HAAHAH SEXXX

sorry choychoy!!
i need to blog this.

cos choychoy knows ZILNCH about sex..
so this is what will happen…

boyf: (during sex) sya my name! say my name!
choychoy: huh for what?
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before sex…
choychoy: in dating for dummies 101, they said foreplay was important, so for tonight’s sex, i called 2 other friends to join us.
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choychoy you so noob.
must learn from shrek and i

coca teddy!!!

YOU KNOW THOSE GUMMIES YOU PICK AND MIX ND 100G LIKE 2BUCKS? WELL JOEL BOUGHT GUMMIES! AND HERE’S A NICE STORY!

SEE, SO GUMMY BEAR IS ACTUALLY TRANSPARANT.
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THEN ONE DAY, GUMMY BEAR WALK AND WALK. THEN HE WAS TIRED. SO HE DRANK GUMMY COCACOLA.

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THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
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OH MY GOD GUMMY BEAR TURNED INTO GUMMY COCACOLA BEAR!