quaffs

hiya people.
if i invite you to quaffs.com
do accept.
you can earn ipods and stuff!
no worries okay!(=

the ic no is for verification only, no worries

SPEED DATING WOOHOO

YOU WANT YOU WANT?

YAY!
IM GOING!
AND IM NOT EVEN OLD. WOOHOO!

we’ll just go and laugh.
fuck.
i hope got no ugly people.
JOEL SAVE MEE

the best bra is no bra

hj’s over to help w assignment.
im aiming to finish writ comm essay, and speech comm thing by this week, if possible..
not for writ comm la.
oh well..

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i was talking to winwin a few days ago
about the chen sisters being on papers..
and he was saying they’re very ugly..
and i told him it doesn’t matter
because most newspapers end up in dustbins..
plus i use them to wrap my sanitary pads.
HAHAHA
okay disgusting,
but imagine their faces covered with blood…
eeewwww

joel’s here now.
he took so long to come, we thought he went home to shower first.

and i realised that i usually use my left middle finger to do the typing..

okay gonna finish up my outline now,
buh bye!

pictures of phones!

sorry i just have to do this!!!
it is pretty!
(sound like a bimbo but i love phones)

6500 classic. black (nicer than bronze.. if it was gold, delicious!)

back view, casing looks good..

damn slim, like me!

the bronze one..

slim!

slider! looks like 6280..

like the N series, without ugly buttons

so typica!

the metal behind, is GOOD!!! i like the liney surface.., means its smooth

luna! even when covered, can see the keypad! or something..

looks darn good..

dont really like the behind..

quite slim..
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go look on my fact sheets for more info yey!

PHONES OH MY GOD!

LOOK PEOPLE LOOK!!!!

http://www.nokia.com/NOKIA_COM_1/Press/Materials/White_Papers/pdf_files/Nokia_8600_Luna_data_sheet.pdf

http://www.nokia.com/NOKIA_COM_1/Press/Materials/White_Papers/pdf_files/Nokia_6500_slide_data_sheet.pdf

http://www.nokia.com/NOKIA_COM_1/Press/Materials/White_Papers/pdf_files/Nokia_6500_classic_data_sheet.pdf

DONT SAY I NEVER SHARE OKAY!!!
OH OH OH THE CLASSIC 6500 IS NOT GOLD!!!
CHEATED!!

after scrutnising all properly, with the fact sheet, i’ve narrowed my choice!
i want 8600luna (what a dumb name).
but the sliding function might be a problem..
cos its like nokia8800..

so slider might be a better choice..

ANYWAY THERE IS NO STUPID CANCEL BUTTON OR MENU OR INTERNET BUTTON! YAY!!!!

new phone.

i love my purple phone. the 7250.
loads of memories.
then came the lousy 6280.
i got it free.

and now, i’ve decided.
im gonna trade that damn phone in.
and get one MYSELF.
(if i can bear to part with my wads of cash :S)

and i’ve looked in digital life, and OH MY GOD;
i set my eyes…
upon the new upcoming nokia phone!!!!
oh oh my my godddddd

you guys might know i’ve always loved stylish phones. weee!
8800 was too ex, no functions, i loved it though.
i still do..
its like ‘the babe’ phone man!

and in digilife, i saw…
the nokia 8600 luna,
the nokia 6500 classic
the nokie 6500s slider.

damn good.
why?
no stupid cancel buttons, no weird menu buttons!!!
ITS THE BEST FOR A STUPID LOW-TECH PERSON!

i hate those N70++++ phones.
all those extra buttons!!
so lame la!
i like 6280 cos it was simple..
that’s what i look for in a phone.
oh goodie!!!
DAMN NICE LAH!!!

the 8600 comes with some opaque smoked glass and stainless steel while 6500 comes with 1gb internal memory.
i dont know what glass la, but it looks delicious!!!!
6500 classic gold, DAMN good looking.

okay people who said you love me.
its your chance to prove.
get me the phones!!!! or 1 also can..

gonna save cash, and find out the functions!!!!!
cos you all know, phones i really want, i never get them.
lol.

nicked from waiyee

eh dont say i never say hor. lolol

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend im confused about my sexuality
[x] You love someone/something
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[ ] You have more than 1 best friend.those best friend things never work out :s
[ ] There is a swimming pool/hot tub in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You wear how you like.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. they always come over. yey!
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room right now my lappy follows me wherever i go..
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. duh..
[x] Your room is big enough for you. i love it. my friends sleep inside then no space for me:S
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You have over 50 friends on friendster/facebook/myspace
[x] You have pictures on friendster/facebook/myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a friendster/facebook/myspace
[x] You get allowance hj doesnt AHAHAH
[x] You collect something normal. i wish to collect boyfriends
[x] You look forward to going to school/work. i love 1o7
[ ]You don’t wish you were someone else.
[x] You play or played a sport.
[x] You do something after school. pool, kang kong, stingray, tv, friends
T 0 T A L: 8

[ ] You own a car
[x] You usually don’t fight with your momi just glare at her
[x] You are happy with your appearance. im hot, what
[ ] You do not have any failing grades
[x] You have friends NO I AM A LONER. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. FRIENDSTER JUST BLUFF ONE.
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You know what is going on in your world.no, i think the rubbish man outside my house does
[x] You care about many people. im a selfish girl. i care about me, me, me.
[x] You know more than one language ah berr then. lolol
[x] You have a screen name. chio bu, tai tai, pretty, hot. WAHAHA
[x] You own a pet. sugar is the name. HAHA
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. no. im dumb. i only know the marikita song.
[ ] You don’t have any enemies i have no enemies actually.. i only have people who are envious or jealous of me. haha okay sorry. maybe that’s why people hate me.
[x] You are a generally nice person. i am DEF nice
T O T A L: 7

TOTAL OVERALL : 28
Now count your numbers and multiply by 3
86%. WOW!

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1.0ne silly name u were called by ur close friends?
- tai tai, PUIPUI. but i like it leh..

2. What is your favorite ice creamflavor?
- er. dont really like. but i think blue ice cream looks cool..

3. What movie/s are you waiting for?
- loads.

4. If you wanted to be in a band, what wud u call it?
- orgasmic. olol
5.what is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
- escargots (or something)

6. do you want to live with your gf/bf forever?
- yes yes! girlf i love you!

7.Where is the place you want to be right now?
- the beach, tanning, with girlf. oh, without menses

8. What song do you listen to feel happy?
- er. lol. good songs.

9. In The Lord of the Rings, who are you?
- the ring lor.. everyone wants it right.. like now, everyone wants me. lolo

(WHERE’S QN 10?)
11.What movie/s made you cry?
- i cry in every show. even lilo and stitch. or something. power rangers movie also. then the.. thing died..

12.Name famous people you had a crush on?
- MIKE!!! and janghyuk, and jerryyan, and people form a1, and plus1, and bradpitt.. oh i wanna marry them. good good sex. ahha im kidding. :S OH I WANNA MARRY YOU!

13.What is your favorite drink?
- 100PLUS, green tea.. er.. sprite? ribena, i want a lot of gas!

14. Which cartoon character is your favorite?
- heeh patrick and spongebob

15.r u a money stealer?
- no. people give to me willingly, WAN.

16.If you could freely kill just one celebrity? who?
- those singaporean actors, n fiona xie.

17.Coke or Pepsi?
- sprite.

(WHERE’S 18 & 19!??!?!)

20. Single or married?
- that’s like comparing, fat or pink?

21.Describe yourself in one word?
- perfect. woohoo. kay YOU shut up.

22.What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
- look at my phone..

23. What’s the last thing you do before you sleep?
- text girlf

24. Something about you that you’re proud of?
- myself.

25. Are you in love?
- no. im in ngee ann poly. ok sorry..

26.What’s your mobile number?
- like im dumb..

27.Are you happy??
- no, im charmaine!

28. Why?
- my parents name me what. DUH

29. but is there sumthing else u want?
- i think! menses to end.

30. What are you listening to rightnow?
- “excuse me, microsoft messenger needs your attention”

31. Complete this sentence: THE WORLDNEEDS..
- charluv-

32. What was the last thing you ate?
- beef..

33.If you were a crayon, what color would you be? why?
- er…

34.What did you eat for breakfast?
-duno..

35. who is the last person you talked to?
- zhi hao

36.Last person who sent you a message?
- hj

(WHERE’S 37 & 38?!)

39.WAT R U WEARING?
- doraemon shirt. boxers. sanitary pad..

40.Favorite day/s of the week?
- Saturday.

41.Favorite place?
- anywheere with the mates.

42. Why?
- why cannot?

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1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
girlf? or duno.

2. If you were drafted into a war,would you survive?
pray lor..

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no.

4. Have you ever drank milk straightout of the carton?
ya, its fun

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
er. i think so. its wEird..

6. What is your longest fight you had with one of your friends?
long lor.. duno la

7. Are you a fast typer?
yah i think

8. Are you scared of the dark?
Ya.

(WHERE’S 9?)
10. Who can you always turn to?
duno..

11. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
huh… err.. got difference meh…

12. Do you knock on wood?
er?! lol.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
nope.

(WHERE’S 14, 15, 16?)

17. What do you want for your next birthday?
have sex. talk about sex. AHAHAH NO LA SHUT UP. sleepover.

18. Do you know the muffin man?
YES!!!

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
no. my brother does. LOL
damn fierce one..

20. Have you ever flown a kite?
yah.. “eh you go fly kite la” lolol

(WHERE’S 21?)

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
clementi lor, or jurong, or www. i dont know. lets go!

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
not bad la.

24.How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
over 250?

25. Have you ever jumped on a trampoline?
YES YES YES ITS DMAN FUNN

26. Plans for tommorrow?
meeting for IAC, do essay

27. What’s your middle name?
pretty, chiobu, puipui..

28. Missing someone right now?
no.. lolo

29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
just now.. to some of 1o7 girls…

31. How are you feeling today?
neutral, jumpy over essay and HW!!! fuck

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no.. hahah!!!

34. What are you looking forward to?
finishing ALL holi hw!!

(35 and 36 LEHH.)

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
the biscuits. when i was young.

38. Can you handle the truth?
not really. if its bad news, duh no. if its good, bring it on baby!

(WHERE’S 39)(43 and 44? :l)

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
i dont talk on the phone. that’s stupid.

46. Do you believe in love?
make me, hun.

47. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
getting A’s.. lol

48. Three things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
dont get me started, really..

(49!?!!?!?)

50. What did you last hug?
bolster..

51. where is your cell phone?
beside lappy.

(WHERE IS 52 and 53)

54. Favorite Color(s)?
black, white, silver

55. Last movie you watched?
ocean’s thirteen. GO BRAD!! WOOHOOOO

56. What song are you currently listening to?
whatever’s on winwin’s com..

57. What do you want?
what i cant get.

(58?)

59. What t.v. show are you watching?
dont like tv.

60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
winwin!

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Pick the month you were born:
January —– I kicked
February —– I loved
March —– I smoked
April —– I dry humped
May —– I choked on
June —– I murdered
July —– I did the Macarena with
August —– I had lunch with
September —– I danced with
October —– I sang to
November —– I yelled at
December —– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ——- a birdbath
2 ——- a monster
3 ——- a phone
4 ——- a fork
5 ——- a Mexican
6 ——- a gangster
7 ——- my cell phone
8 ——- my dog
9 ——- my best friend’s boyfriend
10 —— my neighbour
11 ——- my science teacher
12 ——- a banana
13 ——- a fireman
14 ——- a stuffed animal
15 ——- a goat
16 ——- a pickle
17 ——- your mom
18 ——- a spoon
19 ——- myself
20 ——- a baseball bat
21 ——- a ninja
22 —– a model
23 ——- a noodle
24 ——- a squirrel
25 ——- a football player
26 ——- my sister
27 ——- my brother
28 ——- an ipod
29 —— a permanent marker
30 ——- a llama
31 ——- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White —— because I’m cool like that.
Black ——- because that’s how I roll.
Pink ——– because I’m NOT a homosexual
Red ——– because the voices told me to do so
Blue ——– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green —– because I hate myself.
Purple —– because I’m cool.
Gray ——- because I was drunk.
Yellow —– because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange —- because I hate my family.
Brown —– because I was high.
Other —— because I’m a ninja.
None ——- because I can’t control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!

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i yelled at my bestfriend’s boyfriend because im cool like that.
LOLOLOL
i dont have a bestfriend!

nearly done!

nearly done with what i wanna write.
im gonna do abortion..
oh yey!

outline should be easy, no sources needed..
thanks so much winwin!!!! love you!
girlf poppin by later. maybe.

i spend so much time bloggin. so fun. lol.
i want favourite back. )=
or a small brown kitten, with white paws.
and it wont jump n stuff, i’ll always be on the ground, walking slowly. teeheehee.

gonna shower and poop now.
little brown friend.
LOL.
ok sorry..

i like skyping with winwin.
yay!
dont need to talk so much, can see his face too..

t1o7 i miss all of you! really! -i cant wait for meet up-

drunking, anyone?

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totally random, people would hate me for typing this.

someone:eh i can get u drunk on 1 bottle of hooch!
sometwo:no lor, half a bottle can liao.

okay bye!
i remember saying this..
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN KERMIT THE FROG.
I KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN. DO YOU?

DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

well, sherwin and i do!
we’re intending to form a band, called “the muffin man”

then we’re gonna go like do 6878945768 renditions of the song..

firstly, we’ll talk normally..
winwin: do you know the muffin man?
char: the muffin man?
winwin: THE MUFFIN MAN!

then we’ll sing the song..
do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man
do you know the muffin man, that lives on drury lane..

we even searched the net for the song!

http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/muffinman.html

oh yay!
we’ll do emo, rappers, childish/child version, linkin park version..

ANYONE WANNA JOIN THE MUFFIN MAN BAND?

here kitty kitty kitty

last night before i slept, i swear i heard the mother cat meowing..
really…
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then i realised it was my brother breathing.
nathan..

i wish i could keep the kittens. )=