desktop

im typing funny cos im using my new desktop.

the keys are a lil hard to type la. or rpess..

or something. :S

all jutting out. then the X is on the right side..

and bloddy pop up’s for porn..

wonder what my brother has been doing sia..

basket must be joel and hj’s fault. keep coming over teach my brother bad stuff

nathan…

NO PORN IN THE HOUSE LA..

the keys feel funny. for a prank i should slice the top parts off and make it a flat thingy.. or something. its damn hard to tpye my fingers are actually moving. the keys are so small then my fat fingers press like 789576876589234697 keys at one time..

julian’s going army today. oh my god. no more PA mate.. )= i’ll be doing it with the old people.. or hopefully jeremy!!! old people like this cannot that cannot.. a bit scary la.. then cannot talk to them cos they listen to pastors message.. eh wait. jeremy very holy one.. DIE LA LIKE THAT..  HOW?! JULIAN YOU GET YOUR DAMN ASS BACK TO CHURCH WHEN THEY LET YOU COME HOME OK I DONT CARE HOW TIRED YOU ARE. I BUY TOU TEA TARIK ICE CREAM OK.

eh sia la really gonna miss you. no one to make fun of. no hair and fat legs (joel yours not counted lolol) and no more berty jokes.. oh my god..

very hot..

never turn on fan..

hi joshua!!! okay sorry ah, talk to you on msn, sound like you migrate to london..

and i asked josh if he has to think 3 times before buying stuff.. cos the pounds rate.. is around X3.. i so long never go to a X country.. always go divide.. so sad.. i damn poor la so you shut up and give me some money to like a X country.. (as in, TIMES).. or something..

oh my god. i always go louya country. like bangkok. but fun!!! very very fun.. 3rd world.. somethig you dont see everyday.. maboonkong! WOOHOO BABYYY and those MALLS!!! OH MY GOD and TUKTUK’s!!!!!!! my fav…

“DO YOU MIND? BORINGGGG”

okay heeheh.

i love you gingy-poo. WAHAHA okay sorry. i love gingerbreadman!!!!!

do you know the muffin man? no. i know gingerbread man! yay!!!!

messaging julian now. sound like he going to africa. LOL kidding. i ask him to intro me to handsome guys. woohoo!!! hope not those kind of puipui one.. EEEE…

i think he went in 2month’s early, cos his leg fat (joel not u la)

hossan leong

eh he sexy la..

quite cute also..

bealson if you snatch him from me i slap your face. really.

dont everytime i want then you take lor..

you think what?

great singapore sale ah?

eat my bangsai ah bealson!

okay dear i still love you!

you my best girlfriend!

hossan leong skinny.

i like

but later hug then he break..

or later he call me puipui.. basket..

and i’ve a reason to smile tonight

“heyai’m gonna sleepvery tiredheelove ya darlingreally love yaand hope that u can join us tmlreally hope solove ya”thanks babe ((=

dont jealous of gingerbread man k.. he my husband you my wife..

i love hossan leong he can marry me too.

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okay people go watch!!!!!

cravings.

today i met hj for lunch, and met shaowei thereafter.

talked about the f1 thing, im gonna be the emcee.

oh my frickin goodness.

and i thought it was just a small scale thing.

oh golly, whole of singapore?! cheebey…

lucky im gonna talk about formal stuff, meaning that theres script prepared for me, i just gotta practise. oh goody. got cca points too!

 and i got a camp thingy form mon-tue.  stayover. aiya after menses sure horny i hope no guys come find me. haha ok sorry, its not funny. i dont know how the ‘after menses sure horny’ part came about.. like not true.. after menses im clean..

 oh anyway i’ll prolly get cca points. i hope. i no cca lor.

then hj and i went to play boardgames.. while waiting for joel..

some dumb abalone, uno stacko, and best of all, taboo!!!

cos 2 of us only, so we play by, i describe, you guess. then if u guess a lot, is good for me cos it means my discription is good. we didn like pretend ‘errr duno la’ cos then not fun..

got one.. muhammad ali..

i describe! “the.. that one the malay all got in their names one… that word.. then second word is something baba…”

eh you shut up lor he can guess…

“you know when menses come.. then SOMETHING will come out one… then next one is past tense of shoot….” (word is bloodshot) wahah.

“you know… the male ejaculation.. got something come out one.. ah that one ah.. plus the big big blue thing in the sea..” (spermwhale)

oksy people we should go play! im very descriptive one! really!!!

 then he describe i guess…

“that time fms camp i drunk on what?”

“alcohol..”

“duh..”

“oh oh vodka!!!”

what else..

“the one geoge bush choke on..” (pretzel..)

OHOHOH!!!!

“you know.. when the woman wanna have sex with you.. she ask you lick her.. not on top… ” (down under) 

sian then we went some.. “green mall”

and watch a bit of blades fo glory.. then joel n feli came..

in the end we didn go for spee ddating..

fuck i angry. :S

oh anywayyy.

i went to sleep at 10.30. why wake up right?

craving for origina… basket…

then later i saw the chicken pie… it shoute d”EAT ME EAT ME”

then no choice.. i respect it’s wishes.. eat lor..nathan now i really v pui

MY DREAM IS TO MARRY GINGERBREADMAN

YES GINGERBREAD MAN.

YOU HEARD ME!

I WANNA MARRY YOU!

 i fell in love with gingerbreadman on the set of shrek3…

he was so adorable!

“do you mind? BORING!!!”

then captain hook point at him.. then eh scared (but never pangsai!) then he started daydreaming!! so sweet!!! he has a wife lor cheebey… nevermind, divorce lar?!

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.

OH MY GOD GINGERBREAD MAN IF YOU’RE READING THIS, I REALLY WANNA MARRY YOU! WE CAN HAVE GINGERBREAD BABIES TOGETHER WHO WILL POOP WHEN THEY ARE SCARED. AND THEY CAN SING TO ME, AND THEY CAN SAY “boringgggg”