woah.

i just got news my ex neighbour got divorced. :/
like 2-3 years back. :/
both doctors…
the guy had another woman.
omg so want to dig his damn eyes out..

and i think…..
im gonna live with my next boyfriend first before deciding if i wanna marry him.
how if he has some really irritating habits which i CANNOT stand???
huh.

tut.
oh well, reading quotes :/ omg thanks joel

HAHAHA LLLL

me: isaac come here.
bro: what?
me: say silk 5 times
bro: silk silk silk silk silk
me: ok now spell it.
bro: silk.
me: what do cows drink?
bro: milk.
me: hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro: (stares blankly) what?

week longgone.

i stil have loads of unwanted phlegm in my mouth i sound like a malaysian dreamgirl. :s

bored, dont want to move.
but i really, really need to get off my ass, and do something productive.

damn, should have went to tbs sale.

sooo.
monday till tue morn/aftn.. fmss foc gl camp..
i guess after tue, i’ll head down to holland v and get my petsupplies.

anyone wanna hang out after that?
or maybe i’ll find notsexy in school. since he has no life too… (=

and then wed aftn, i’ll head out to find sel, i think? i hope lah.
and at night, dinner with kinmeng (damn i keep forgetting his name) and mz, which is not confirmed.

and then on thu, razi’s off day!
lunch on him, damn the sushi i dont like it. and then shopping too. and we’ll probably, just maybe, spend the night out since he has the car. (=

and i’m still bored.
i need to find something to do/someone to meet on tue…

i’m listening to nice songs now.
shall go wave to my dear hamsters.
i think baby is bi.
she keeps climbing onto bubbles, smelling her vagina. or whatever that is.
and she smells whiskers butt too..
and i saw baby’s vagina like with some sticky substance.
MAYBE HORNY.
i dont know…

okay shall stop this retarded talk.

food.

sis friends came over.
well they’re still here…

2 of them went to italy and stuff and its so cool maybe one day i’ll be super rich and won’t feel the pinch.
oh well. (=

they brought some orange liqour.. madriano something.
the taste is not bad i guess but as usual, it evaporates in your mouth.
took a sip and it bit my mouth urgh.
and it burned their eyes :/
so anyway i mixed it with sprite and it tasted nice…

im stoning now, waiting to read thenotsexy’s blog. haha.

wedding, and the post funeral. :/?

woke up at 10 today, lucky got alarm clock…
mother didn’t bother waking me.

showered, left the house about an hour later..
reached church and turned on the lights for the first time. teehehe.
then the aircon too..
went to level 3.. then back to level 2..
and bitchass was complaining about how we shouldn’t turn the aircon on balbala.

she was talking in canto to my partner STUPIDLY THINKING I CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
wa still talk and talk then smile at me.
DAMN BITCH LEH.
omg.

saying what if wedding supp to start at 1.30.. then aircon cannot on till 12.45… BALBALBABLALA SHUT UP LAH HELLO I DAMN HOT LEH AND THERE WERE MUSICIANS GETTING READY FOR THE WEDDING. HELLOOOOOOOOO.
i mean you want them all sweaty and what meh??? omg your wedding how sia. bloodyhell…..

i know the energy needed to turn on the aircon is not small lah.
BUT STILL THE WAY YOU SAID IT. WA LAU PENNY PINCHER THEN STILL SAY UNTIL SO LOUD..
EVERYONE HAS EARS LEH.

then then lagi best part. which really left me DAMN STNG STA.
‘what guitar are they playing? you know the church dont allow electric guitars right.. and the bass also.. church policy it was written at the back of the agreement paper’

HELLLO I AM SOOOOOO PISSED NOW REMIND ME WHY I AM STILL IN THIS CHURCH WHICH REALLY DOESNT SUIT ME????
GUITAR ONLY LEH HELLO. YOU THINK WHAT, FUNERAL HUH?
OMG GROW A DUMB BRAIN CAN, DEAR CHURCH PERSON IN CHURCH OR WHOEVER WROTE THE STUPID THING DOWN.

ITS A FREAKING WEDDING.
so the bitchass continues to complain and demanded to see the guitars.
i bet she cant tell the difference between an electric or a classical. BECAUSE SHE SAID ‘THE GUITAR THAT NEED PLUG ONE CANNOT’

OMG WOMAN.. GROW A BRAIN, GROW UP, OR JUST QUIT THIS LINE AND BE A TELEMARKETER THEN YOU CAN BITCH AND BITCH.

so besides the bitchass and the church retarded ‘policies’. do forgive me, i’m moving out of the church soon, their ‘rules’ are really T_T.

wedding was awsome.
the guy was so so ham. :D:D
k sorry he’s married..
and it was so so sweet when he looked at her when she walked in. the applause.. ahhhhhhhh damn nice i wanna get married!!!!

oh chiohuey couldn’t go out in the end so i went alone.
went to united square.. bought gelato from some playhouse thing.
they asked if i wanted topping i said ok.
80cents lah then i was like well alright whatever.
i wanted oreos.
then the woman put my icecream on the cold stone thingy and she put ONE (YES ONE) MEASLY oreo on my icecream, and began chopping it up.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DID I PAY YOU 80 FREAKING WORTHLESS CENTS TO CHOP UP MY OREO? ONE OREO? ONE?!?!?!?!?!?!!? WHAT, NEED A LOT OF ENERGY HUHHH. OMGOMGOGMGGG.

then i took it, wanted to slap the woman, paid up to this :/ guy. then i walked around, finished the ice cream and went to subway, bought my food.
omg stupid subway guy… the amount he gave.. the lettuce… SLAP YOU AHHHHHH.
walaueh. -_-

the trip to bishan was scary..
i’ve nvr been there, and there was this rather cute guy teehehehe i kept staring at him and he kept staring back too.
probably wondering why this crazy woman looks so lost in the mrt :/

then i took a cab to kwong wai siew..
and the taxi guy left me stranded in the temple thing :/
damn scary cos there were old people and people burning joss sticks everywhere.. and stuff. :/
AND I WAS ALONE. OMG.
so i walked inside.. and i was so lost i ended up at the carpark :/
and finally one nice guy appeared, an old man..
so i asked him if he knew how i could find ‘ho kah lum’ (my gonggong)
then he said he didn’t know who he was and i said he was dead. :ssss
then the guy said ‘do you know what number he is?’
and i’m like ‘errrrr’
and he said i had to find the block and the level number (walau like hdb flat like that..)
and i said i didn’t know and he asked if my parent sknew i said no.
(i said that only cos no one knew i was going to visit my gonggong..)
then i pressed him further if there was a database where i could give the name and they tell me block number and stuff..

then yayyy he said can go office to ask (after like 10mins of telling me to call home)
and i went to the office and very nice people led me there.
they were old, but very jolly and happy. (=

so i went to the office and i gave the name happily and they were like ‘what’s his chinese name?’
T_T
i stood there and then another nice old man and woman who were in the queue said they could help cos his name was cantonese and they helped me try find the chinese name..
and then after about like 20mins or so, the lady at the counter looked through a book, (cos i told her when gonggong passed away) and gave me the block number and well er.. unit number? :/

and i was so so happy cos i was like, so close to not see gonggong at all. :S
then i walked away from the counter and i was like ‘oh shit, i don’t even know where the block are and stuff..’
so i approached yet another old woman who was so nice she brought me to the staircases that were open..
cos it was 4 and they were gonna close soon..
and then she left me there T_T )=
i was so scared lah omg.
i had to take the staircase myself and there wasn’t anyone around..

and i reached 53..
so the number was 7054.
and there were these really scary rows and rows of urns.
and they freaked me out for a moment i felt like running back down the stairs..
cos i was on the 3rd level alone, and it was like, errie, creepy, and quiet )=

really felt like giving up at that time and i was super close to crying.
then i saw the numbers.. 190.. all 3 digits.. and i’m like, how come mine’s 4?!?!
then i realised there were rows and colums :S
AND GUESS WHAT. 7 means its the top row (1’s the bottom row)
and 054 means 54, meaning i have to walk to the near end of the other side just to see my gonggong, meaning it was right smack in the middle of nowhere, and on the highest row too!

so you can jolly well imagine how shit it was for me because I’VE NEVER WENT TO A COLUMBIUM, AND I WENT THERE MYSELF TO FIND MY GONGGONG. )=
so i walked right inside and there was this bend.. and it was really freaky i was so scared out of my wits. urgh.
and then i finally reached 054.. and there he was (=

and then i started tearing (no i dont cry…)
and then i said hi and said sorry that i came with nothing, and i only visit him 1year from his death and stuff..
:/
freaky.
then i talked to him in mix canto chinese..
and said like i dont know who else will visit him but oh well im here and stuff :/ gahhh.

so emo, yes?
then after that i felt more calm and i walked through the scary rows of urns..

and then i walked out to the main road,
took a cab back to bishan,
and took the mrt home, jurong via woodlands.
a long journey and i dozed off, then teckhwa called and we chatted..

and i lost my mum’s ezlink card, it had 50bucks in it :sss
howhowhow?
i msged her, then she called and scolded me T_T

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okay anyway i’m home now..

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i think i was damn brave
imagine walking through like 1000++ dead people
or surrounded by urns :/

and me being super timid :/
actually i don’t know how i managed to walk through them.
probably because i didn’t want to go there, and go back, wasted trip, i dont know.

oh well.

hello gonggong.

i’ll be visiting you tomorrow.
(=

feels so weird i know, and im still upset no one wanted to take family photo during cny.

i hope i’ll be able to find you soon enough (=

meeting chiohuey, dno what time, lol. oh well.
wedding..

back from UNAGYYYUUUU

gathering was awsomeeee!
without choy/fakeeyelashes (for movie and chilling)/junbin it wasnt exactly the same.
but yes there’s ALWAYS next time.

reached early and went to La SENZA.
tempted to touch all their clothes :D
then i went to ALDO, there i saw this pair of heels, wa damn nice.
someone tell me why i’m a sucker for nice shoes please? :/
then, bodyshop!!!! :D:DD:D: omg.
i hope i can go down tmr..

then i met wabs and becks,
then everyome came slowly..

so lets list out the names!
chiouhuey, kim, shy, wabs (not a name.), becks, betty, cookie, giraffe, mona, joel, me and uncle.

then we went for the movie, chiouhuey left.
the bucket list.
super nice show i sat with joel and cookie (who fell asleep manyyy times) and well, sweet show (=
jack nicholson and morgan freeman. best.

went to starbucks to chill. awkwardness was there lah. but i def had loads of fun! (=
then uncle sent becks back, the rest took mrt.. (WABS HOW AH?) shy and i took bus 7 back and i had fun talking to her (=

and now i’m here, and oh yea, cookie joyce and giraffe thanks for the er.. cookies! very nice heeh.

soooo, tmr i’ll be out.
oh, need to buy hamster bedding. tehehe.

okay! i’ll be back when i’ve something to talk about.

OH OMG.
kinmeng saw me AND HE DIDNT SAY HI.
damn ass.
)=

alright i guess there’s always another time, yes?

probably freaked out.

i just used caps on my friend whom i dont really tlak to.
COS SHE’S GOING TO SEE ENERGY.
ON SUNDAY.
HOLYYYY. WOOO.

AND AND AND I LOVE ENERGY A LOT. AS MUCH AS F4.
WALAUEH

k i should stop.. being so hyper at night..

some people nvr change…

wabs says: (1:35:10 AM)
i think

wabs says: (1:35:10 AM)
my jeans

wabs says: (1:35:16 AM)
are all still being washed right now

wabs says: (1:35:17 AM)
die man

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (1:35:18 AM)
WHAT SIA

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (1:35:20 AM)
SO TMR CANT GO?

wabs says: (1:35:29 AM)
l,ol dont know leh

wabs says: (1:35:30 AM)
see how

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (1:35:31 AM)
DONT STNG STA LEH

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (1:35:34 AM)
u pro

wabs says: (1:35:37 AM)
hahaa

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (1:35:38 AM)
everytime pull this zao..

wabs says: (1:35:56 AM)
k la

wabs says: (1:36:01 AM)
if tmr really still wash

wabs says: (1:36:05 AM)
i wear ugly shorts go k

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ahhh, the retardness…
see i haven’t scolded a single vulgar word today, well, not that i know of at least…
and i’m happy.

and i’m done with article shy!
i can blog now thehehe

KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS. part 2.

(convo btwn small kid joelthe not sexy and shyanne. he’s reporting to her what i told him)

joel (F) says:
and saying that i’m like that kind of guy who cheats on little girls feeling
joel (F) says:

cause my face says that i go out with them 1 or 2 weeks then dont want alrdy

joel (F) says:
its not true right?

joel (F) says:
NOT TRUE RIGHT

Oops I did it again. says:
i dunno i also nvr date u how i noe

joel (F) says:
LIKE CHAR DATED ME?!

joel (F) says:
ew no way man

Oops I did it again. says:
maybe she dream of it ?

Oops I did it again. says:
lol

Oops I did it again. says:
tell her that and she’ll like come over to my house now and kill me la
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(me talking to joel the not sex)

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (12:31:27 AM)
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DATE A SHORTY?

Charmaine. [HEYSEXY.] says: (12:31:31 AM)
WHO PREYS ON LITTLE KIDS

joel (F) says: (12:31:35 AM)
true la
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stupid piece of shit. omg. how would i ever date this kinda brainless person who goes round admitting he’s some paedophile…

:S

takin a break. HAHA.
cos i’m bored lah.

watching malaysian dreamgirl.
:/
AYE?!
what’s with the girls’s engRishssss?

they all speak like got phlegm in their throat, then like suck helium balloon, sound like they frenched an angmoh (thus the weird accents..)

what’s wrong with those people. :/

now i really wanna clear their throats for them :/
and kenny’s such a skirt chaser. gross.