why i’d make a good girlfriend

i’m always joking that we do nice stuff so we can have a good ‘resume’.
not the normal kind of resume, but the kind that people will look at if they’re looking for a girl/guy to be with.

it’s kinda like ‘hey.. this girl.. let’s see her qualities’ and then the guy would make a mental note of things she does, says, what she’s good at and all..

so i’m thinking why not we list it out ourselves right?
on a piece of paper, black and white, everyone can see for themselves and decide if he/she’s who they want..
it’ll save tonnes of time, effort, emotions..

sure it’ll take the fun out of dating,
but is dating really that fun?
you could use that time to do more stuff like hanging out with your friends, crossing things out from your bucket list, feeding cows, looking after your pet rock..

anyway here’s my list!
it’s gonna be super boastful (that’s why they’re resumes.. it lists down good things!)

I..
- cook / bake
- wash the dishes
- clean my room and wardrobes
- make sure things are neat
- dress up (depends on how you look at it, really)
- swim (very important! in case you can’t!)
- play all kinds of sports
- eat all the time (you won’t starve if you go out with me!)
- don’t smoke / drink / club (saves $$ if you think about it..)
- am comfortable in my own skin
- speak the ‘guy’ language
- play computer games (and rock at them)

I am / love..
- animals
- anal about lines, placement of stuff
- piercings and tattoos
- easily pacified and amused
- the sun, sports, and the sea!
- musically inclined
- usually calm and collected, not a lot of things faze / dazzle me
- quite practical
- not super vain
- polite
- playing pool

I won’t..
- make you call me everyday just to talk on the phone (omg this is the stupidest thing EVER)
- hint / ask for flowers / chocolates / toys
- spend your money
- ask you to pick me up specially
- make you carry my hand bag

I’m cheerful to a certain extent. I have little patience though, so stupidity really makes me feel like dying.

I roll my eyes a lot, I laugh when I feel awkward, I don’t pretend to like people, I laugh at myself, I don’t see why I should be nice, I am not a fan girl, I’m (usually) decisive, I’m very practical. I don’t really like shopping, I will gladly scream my head off at people who annoy me, I make fun of people, I mingle well with people (when i feel like it), I can come up with endless conversation topics (if i bother to).

That said, I do have my mood swings.

just one more thing..

I’m awesome and I’m HOT!