TAI

Uh hello there! -waves frantically and beams-
so… I’m Char.. or Tai…

I’ve had 4 hamsters, they’re all in my garden now, being nutrients.. of sorts.

I went to PAP, then PPH (yeah, i was that bad ass, transferring school in kindergarten.) Went to NHPS, then to TSS. After secondary school, I went to SAJC for the “first 3 months”. I hated the place, was skipping classes and doing everything a teacher wouldn’t want a student to do. Called it a day and went to NP to do mass communications.

I’m currently in Melbourne, studying at the University of Melbourne doing a Arts, double major; Media and Communications and Linguistics and Applied Linguistics. It’s my final semester, heck I’ve only two months left!

Uhm, I’m judgmental, bitchy in your face, I dislike crowds, or being seen by people. Lots of pride and ego too.. I do things for the kick, which sometimes isn’t really wise. Uhh I can get emotional too so I try to do away with affairs of the heart. Complicated, and I’ve no time to entertain such bullshit. Oh yeah, have I said that I’m shallow? No? There, you have it.

I am really anal about lines, squares, and stufflikethat. Everything must be in order! I am also anal about money. I HATE my money to be folded. seriously guys, unless you’re going for a night out and you’ve a tiny coin pouch… please stop torturing those little plastic papers… And because I am anal.. I have categories…

Dislikes
Pork. I’ve disliked it since young, and now it’s just out of habit. Meat in my diet consists of chicken (breast, white meat only), beef (medium well), crabs, prawns and scallops. And lots of vegetables. I love broccoli! Who knows, I may turn vegetarian one day…

I’m not fussy, I just happen to be allergic to many things.
I really dislike running. It’s pointless.

Eeks
I try to be as manly as I can, but I’m afraid of lizards, cockroaches, frogs, fishes.. Basically, animals that don’t have fur and have no eyebrows. I can’t tell what they’re thinking and it creeps me out. I’m afraid of birds and clowns too.

I’ve a fear of heights, darkness, lifts, staircases, horror movies. Sat in cable cars, cried, sat my first real rollercoaster when I was 13 (was always too short to go on one before that), and cried from start to end. -awkward-
I can’t spell well so I rarely use big words.. It gets on my nerves when people can’t differentiate “they’re/their/there”, “you’re/your”, “it’s/its”, “his/he’s”.

I don’t like sweet stuff. I only eat blue gummies, because they turn your tongue colour. Red gummies are therefore, inferior.

I hate the rain. It gets me really upset and I’ve actually cried just because I was stuck outside my home while it rained.

Shucks, now I sound like a crybaby. Pfft.

Other knick knacks
I love to laugh, am a furry animal lover, and do not believe in working just for money. I love baking, and washing dishes at night is a form of therapy.

List of comfort food includes:
macaroni chicken soup (made by momsy)
campbell mushroom soup
natto with rice
fish meat bee hoon
ang chow mee sua
egg tarts
soya bean tarts

Drinking
I don’t react well to alcohol. Vomiting would be my friend, and so would my bed.

Sex
I’m not a pervert or a sex maniac, contrary to what many friends think. I love to stare at people hugging or making out, hopefully it makes them feel awkward enough to STOP AND GET A BLOODY ROOM. Porn is over rated.

I think penises are really, really ugly, and they look like orluas (oysters). Flacid, droopy, saggy…. ACCCCKKK.

Guys and Relationships
I’ve been told that my future boyfriend doesn’t exist, and someone wants to get me a mannequin. I really don’t think I’m unreasonable (what I want is what other girls want, they just don’t admit it) but who knows?

Perfumes
I dislike girly perfumes. Well, most of them. Would rather wear perfume for guys and my fav brands are Hugo Boss, and Ralph Lauren, CK and DNKY. So yes, a bottle of perfume for guys would def make do as a present for me! -nudge nudge wink wink oh for goodness sake get the bloody hint-

Cartoons/Comics
I love x-men! And Marvel! Hmm not a huge fan of DC but okay it’ll do.. Though I can’t understand why people enjoy spiderman, superman and batman.

Cars
I.love.cars.a.lot. Actually I just enjoy them zooming past, or you know, they’re pretty to look at… My dream (sports) car would be a Merc SLK, or an Audi TT. As for my dream sedan (if you can call it one) it’ll be the Bentley Mulsanne. Form over function! Not too round (VW beetle) or too square (Mini Cooper). I love coupes (thus the TT), but they’re not exactly practical..

Sports
I love sports. hoho. Anything with the sun, bring it on! Tennis, bowling, swimming, netball, cycling…. Wait, I hate running though. Retarded shit it is.

That’s all for now bye!
Apr 14, 2012