movies bang.

so i’ve been catching up on a heap of movies after the exam. yea 1 exam only haahhaha.
that’s a total of….. 12 movies in a week or less.
yea i’m THAT awesome stoning at the computer, juggling going out, keeping a life, cooking, cleaning… whoo! k here’s the list.

bounty hunter

jennifer aniston. awesome! gerad butler.. hmm. okayyy idk but he IS kinda attractive. must be his damn forearms and his eyes HOLYSHIT.
story line was ~ meh. nothing interesting. jen was smokin hot though (as usual)…

no strings attached

omg one heck of an awesome show i love love love it!
how many people get a balloon delivered to their workplace after having sex with someone?!?! zomggg i want one too. TAKE NOTE FUTURE HUSBAND. i love balloons! and also, good job on the carrots. i hate flowers.

the hangover 2

it’s under the top 10 movies i’ll never watch again. 0 brain cells left… along with dude where’s my car omg.

x men origins: wolverine

so i’ve caught this 3 odd times.. what’s not to like? hello? hugh jackman? father of my unborn bby? and it’s an all-star cast! ryan reynolds, daniel henney…. jizz!

500 days of summer

stupid show. nice songs though.

letters to god

-sobbing- it was a rly good show.. i’d catch it again i reckon when i’m feeling like crap and i need to cheer up or something. or when i need to see if my tear ducts are working..

x men first class

best out of all the other x men shows!!! i just have to say, i was like OMFG IS THAT KEVIN BACON, CREEP FROM HOLLOW MAN. and also i thought ewan mcgregor was charles haha.
raven was smoking, though i don’t understand. if she could morph into anyone, why did she morph into someone with slightly plump legs? sure it’s hot but damn, if i could morph.. hahaha..
and the beast injection thing WAS SO PREDICTABLE. )= okay maybe it’s cos i knew who hank was already… i loved how they carved the story of 2 best friends who wanted different things and left.
angel (the wings girl) was utterly slutty looking and disgusting. and yes i found her too fat for my liking.

just go with it

name do forgettable i had to google to check who acted in it and what the plot was. another jenn. aniston show. meh~ boring, unbelievable, stupid.

made of honor

typical boring show. -yawn-

127 hours

not a show i’d watch again i felt that it was so damn draggy… )= also i fast forwarded to the end cos i couldn’t bear to see him stab his arm. :/

love and other drugs

another winner here. anne and jake! of course a big part of the show had to do with the sex scenes…. which were majorly awesome and less sappy than other films.

mysterious skin

another joseph gordon-levitt film.. old show. boring. too meh for my liking.

yea i’ve been watching tonnes of crappy shows, weirdly. have yet to catch burlesque, king’s speech (MR DARCY), black swan, and a heap of better shows……

fast five

UH HUH. SHITASS LONG POST AHEAD.

so fast five opened on 20th april 2011 in melb! awesome shitz. quickly checked out the timings the night before and planned my day.

was annoyed that they called it “fast and furious 5″ i mean look, we didn’t call tokyo drift “fast and furious 3″ right?! #anal

so anw joyce wanted to go watch… and i wanted to watch it alone (another post for another time).. so this was what happened

me: can i have 2 tix to fast five at 3pm please? and can i have the seats far apart?
guy: 0.0 uhhh okay…
me: thanks
guy: so let me clarify… 3pm tickets.. uhh, not seated together?
me: nope. like farrrr apart -does hand gesture-
guy: uhh.. okay..
me: yea.

THE SHOW WAS AAA-FUCKIN-MAZING.

hello?! vin diesel? sung kang? gal gadot? jordana brewster? dwayne johnson?! WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE? throw in hugh jackman and i’ve got myself a porno flick right there…

OKAY MUST TALK ABOUT THE CHARACTERS FIRST
-rubs hands in glee-

vin diesel

love.love.love. his voice is so deep i could…. okay nevermind. i was jizzing everytime he spoke (not literally of course). muscles? check. awesome voice? check. attitude? check. tight white shirt? check. you cannot hate this guy! his daughter is the luckiest woman in the world -weeps uncontrollably-

sung kang

j told me she saw him in mad tv.. which does spoofs.. but i’ve only seen him while watching tokyo drift. where he dies. -sobs- and they brought him back in ff4, where i gather is the prequel to TD because he said “he’s going to tokyo to check out the place” or something.

I LOVE THIS GUY. marry me please? the kid can have your cool whatever attitude, and my eyes. but.but.but seriously. marry me. his floppy hair, his really cute voice.. i know it’s his acting and it isn’t him but still..

and i assume fast five is ALSO the prequel to tokyo drift cos he’s alive. in that case, JUSTIN LIN BRING BACK MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ. OH WAIT I THINK YOU HEARD MY PRAYER.

gal gardot

never thought i’d see her after she was working for braga.. smoking hot omg i’m so glad she got a bigger role in this show! her accent is smokinnnnn seriously and i loved how they got her and han together it was soooo cute. <3 especially the last part when they were making out while driving. -coughs-

and her nose… to die for.PLUS DEEP SET EYES.

jordana brewster

erm. hot. hot. hot. caught my eye in f&f. embarrassing secret: she’s one of the bigger reasons why i let myself have bangs. the other reason was cos i wanted to be an egyptian princess (the mummy returns, the princess!)

she loves cars, she’s up foshit, she doesn’t back down, she’s super strong yet there’s also this tiny vulnerable part where she wants to keep her family together and damn, this girl is amazing. and she has an awesome jawline i swear…

dwayne johnson

i still need to forgive dwayne johnson for going from my fav wwf (yea in my time it was still wwf!) wrestler, to the fairy in “tooth fairy”. i loved him in “the scorpion king” though!

so he was acting as hobbs, some awesome police guy. one thing i hated? his beard. FOR FUCK’S SAKE, SHAVE THAT DAMN PUBIC HAIR OFF YOUR FACE. i swear everytime they showed a close up shot of DJ I WAS CRINGING IN MY SEAT and cursing. why did he need to have the pubic hair?!?!

okay so maybe it’s to differentiate DJ from vin diesel. since both are muscular and bald and utterly hot. BUT COME ON…. those who are watching the show, i assume they’d be fans of the whole ff series right? if not please get out of the theatre YES IM AN ELITIST LIKE THAT -flips hair-

wait, here’s a picture

the beard thing was such a turn off oh goodness now i’m thinking about how i can endure 2hrs of that the next time i watch it. (i intend to watch it a few more times in the theatres)

okay moving on from the really amazing cast (i don’t really like paul walker) the plot was.. from a really unbiased opinion? it was stupid. seriously.

has no one watched the oceans trilogy? or the italian job? what a rip off! there was nothing much about cars! sure the stealing, the open air ‘garage’ with hot girls and cars.. but other than that? whutttt. i.dont.even……

it was a nutcrack job seriously. the min d.toretto said stuff like he needed people and he knew the right people for the job i was like ‘oh nooo you can’t be serious..’ i felt like i was watching the above said movies, with a hotter and better cast..

can you please let the next installment be better? i love the whole series, i’m a major fan, but it was utterly BORING. the filming and art direction? amazing. storyline? FAIL. it was sooo cliche especially when hobbs went to open the huge silver safe. DUH EVERYONE COULD’VE GUESSED THAT IT’D BE EMPTY COME ON WE’RE NOT IDIOTS )=

-starts throwing pop corn, raising fist-

but because i’m biased like that, i still loved the show. especially when hobbs decided to help them (= i was like ‘fuckyeahhhhh’ ahaha.

i will def be watching the whole series over when my exams are over! dvds box set come to mama!

and yes i’m gonna watch it alone again!

beauty and the beast

finally caught the cartoon movie! it was made in 1991, 1 yr after i was born…

i’ve never really liked disney princesses because
1) they’re stupid and can’t stand up for themselves
2) they do what they’re told NOT to do..

eg. snow white. leaving the castle, letting people in..
or the little mermaid, going against her dad to see the prince. or something.

pure stupid, no?!

i’ve liked mulan, belle and jasmine the best.. jasmine cos she’s a real fighter. heh. and mulan’s really awesome.

anyway I LOVED THE SHOW. i cannot wait till i get to watch a musical about it. artsy~

was laughing at cogsworth’s (the clock) statements.

Beast: I want to do something for her… but what?
Cogsworth: Well, there’s the usual things. flowers, chocolates… promises you don’t intend to keep…

HAHAHA HOW TRUE. disney movies are so damn sarcastic. obviously cogsworth said it in a low tone, and children wouldn’t have picked that up. SNEAKY IN DEED. WELL PLAYED DISNEY, WELL PLAYED. we learn the truth from classic movies don’t we…

and it also shows how daft women can be. quarelling without using their brains. i mean, it was OBVIOUSLY belle’s fault for going to the west tower, which beast said she couldn’t go to. he was already pretty nice, being a kidnapper, saying stuff like “now that you’re a guest you can go anywhere you want except the west tower”. or something along those lines…

and then she did go there. -retard alert- beast got angry, belle ran away, she got chased by wolves, beast saved her and got hurt… and belle cleaned his wounds..

Beast: Aaargh! That hurts!
Belle: If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much!
Beast: Well if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened.
Belle: If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away!
Beast: Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing!
Belle: Well, you should learn to control your temper.

hullo? what kinda quarrel is that? jizz lady, after reading all those books that’s the argument you have?

and there’s a realll subtle hint at the start of the movie saying women shouldn’t study.. well old days, but still, it was 1991?!

Gaston: It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking…

ahhh~ magical moments with disney movies. reliving childhood moments.

might have been better if i never looked so closely into the movie though… but still. amazing! would love to curl up in bed watching this with -insert future partner’s name-.

2011 movies to watch

i’m def gonna catch the following movies
1) fast give
2) x men: first class

and i cannot wait for 2012 because of
1) deadpool
2) the wolverine

omg 2 xmen movies in the same yr? fuck yeahhh!

19 movies i’ll never watch / re-watch

only because i really hate stupid shows.. who cares if they’ve been box office hits?!

1) Dude where’s my car (whoever asks/has asked me to watch this seriously needs to get a life)

2) Pirates of the Carribean
Uhm, sorry, not interested. i’d rather collect stamps

3) Star Wars
what a freaking stupid show that will never happen in real life. granted, tonnes of movies will never happen in real life but this kinda takes the cake. stupid men in stupid suits and armours.

4) Alice in Wonderland
because i hated the queen and the card people when i was young and they freaked me out.

5) Toy Story
ugly potato, gay astronaut? no thx.

6) Lord of the Rings
i’ll rather slit my wirsts than watch this.

7) Clash of the Titans
predictable boring story hello?! the stupid lady who had to be saved? shld have let her die.

8) Spiderman (and it’s stupid sequels)
one of the worst marvel comics ever. hate it to the core. and mary-jane deserves a kick, no make that 10. 10 kicks in the nuts. for being utterly useless, for being a whiny dork in the show, switching love partners. really? NOT COOL.

9) Batman (this is even worse)
your car is ugly, you have close to 0 powers, sorry, what good are you again? I’d love to see catwoman finish you off. that lady’s got a whip and i’m preeety sure guys would pay to let her whip them.

10) Initial D
i love cars but i really hated the stupid jay chou love story.. -pukes-

11) elf
i loved this show when i was young. watched it twice and scorned when everyone said it sucked. i’m on their side now WHAT A RETARDED SHOW.

12) Honey I shrunk / blew up the kids
hello stupid story with really stupid CG. how FREAKING DUMD?

13) Scary movie
Why? WHY? really? you’re asking me why? because they should have renamed it to “stupid movie”

14) slumdog millionaire
yea so the guy won a million dollars because of his life blablabla. predictable story…

15) Harold and Kumar
Do we really need more stupid shows on earth…

16) The Mask
Erm. hated the show as a kid.

18) Prom Night
seriously? american police officers are that dumb? letting the guy go free and ONLY catching him after he has killed everyone around the lead? should have just killed her for a twist ya?!

18) Up
I’m not sorry. i loved the first few minutes, but i hated the stupid bird, the even more lame talking ANNOYING dog. really? can the fierce dogs have gotten any more annoying esp the high pitched one? and did we really need the “squirrel” thing?

19) Polar Express.
just.shoot.me. the cartoons? can you decide if you want to make them lifelike or not…

and that ends my angsty list.. i hate it when there are predictable story lines (which is why i liked the movie, remember me.) hate it when “superheroes” just can’t seem to die. really?! the good guy ALWAYS has to win?

other stupid shows where in the first few minutes, actress gets freaked out by something, does a stupid counter action and dies. really, who didn’t see it coming? because people like that deserve to die..

19 categories..

sadly… i am turning… well i’ll still be 19
-diverts attention-

SO ANYWAY… here’s come categories of random stuff i came up with!

19 movies (including sequels) I will re-watch

1) Pearl Harbour (ultimate!)
2) Kisses
because i love the art direction and all… (=
3) X-men (Yes. ALL…)
4) Election (both 1 and 2)
5) Any cantonese gambling movies (about mj especially), or those by both andy lau and sammi cheng. (urgh hk onscreen couple)
6) Twilight Saga (haha.)
7) The Painted Veil
8) The Bucket List
9) Up In The Air
10) Fast and Furious quad-logy (hopefully more to come)
cars, cars, hot men. what’s not to love…
11) Hurt Locker
12) 15
13) Shrek
14) Oceans (11,12,13)
15) Rush Hour
16) White Chicks
17) Iron Man
18) Love Actually
19) Sweet Rain

(or anything with Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Georgy Clooney, Simon Yam, Andy Lau, Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman Sammi Cheng)
(Comedy, action, romance (with a purpose), artsy films!)

advertee celebration

so today, the advert group (can’t find a proper name for them) came over..
yes that is, sj, pan, kx and joyce.

we had indoor picnic (someone please tell us we’re lazy, already!)
i made carbonara (okay maid did it lol), provided drinks (in the end we were just gulping bottles of water) and chocolate (for the fondue)
joyce brought chicken breasts (nom nom), cupcakes (yumm) and lemon tart (yay!)
shaojie brought fruits (blueberry, dragon druit, cherry tomato, grapes) and tonnes of snacks.
panda brought her famous potato salad
kx brought jelly and cucumbers and sweets.

so yes. A LOT of food for 5 people. we bring out the worst in each other, really. after meeting, we just expand and expand.

after the really filling lunch………
we headed up to play…….. mahjong.
yup yup. taught kx and joyce how to play hohoho ima genius!

watched movies too. alvin and the chipmunks, the sweet gang (some really odd thai show about sex that joyce picked out), shrek, and white chicks.

and then we had more food.
the end.

(yes we lived happily and expanded too)
now i shall burn the calories off by typing furiously away..

ps: tampons cost like what, 50cents a piece. wtf.

kisses

caught kisses today with shiying today and it was <3
love the production, the art direction!!!
esp since it was 1/2 in b/w, and 1/2 in colour.
would def watch this show again.
apart from the blurred shots (which gave me a headache at some point) and the super-comfy chairs (which gave me a backache) the show was mighty good!

supper with bro, gf, marv and bird.
wow our group is expanding!
(literally, too becaure we're always having supper)

busy week ahead.
and i just realised i confirmed an appointment for waxing during the time where my period might come. -sadface-

bye!