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birthday at fish and co

November 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

had fish and co at west coast plaza with oli, cy, zj, crayon and dan.

yummmmm i loveeee their fish with cheese!
and lemon butter sauce!

but as usual i couldn’t finish so i dumped it cy.
the man who can “make a buffet restaurant lose money and close down”

aft dinner CY AND OLI were so bloody sneaky omg.
was wondering what they’re up to and the came up with a mega lie about a china prostitute who was messaging cy.

but they were super nice cos aft that the fish and co people came up with a cake! and i was made to stand on a chair with the sparkles, and everyone was chanting / singing.

the cake was. tough to cut… which prompted someone to say
“now we know how she’s like in the kitchen”

so not true!
they made me finish the cake (my slice) and it was pure.torture.
very full belly, buttons exploding!
but yea we stayed till i finished. -runs to toilet to puke-

went outside to the water feature and just, slacked. then walked to coffee bean and sat. HAHA DAMN NO LIFE.

took a photo w my photo booth!
not v good, there was a lot of back light..
then they went to continue drinking while i went home…
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w our studs

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cy!

thank you both for planning this! (=

need to go shopping soon.. christmas presents!

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spongebob cake

November 15, 2009 · 1 Comment

feli baked me cupcakes for my bdae!
poor thing she woke up so early just to do it even though i told her not to! thanks so so much!

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i really loved the faces she drew on them! so accurately funny, so me!

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the anatomy.

November 15, 2009 · 4 Comments

so i took biology in secondary school and we had to make all sorts of notes and i had my own ‘bio book’

flipped it a few days ago, as my bro was using my notes.
(yes, handed them down to him!)

came across really interesting drawings.

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a not so nice drawing of a vagina.
complete with womb, urethra, fallopian tube and all.

and a nicer, and more accurate drawing of..

orlua..
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looks damn alike even has big orlua, and tiny flaccid penis. AHAH!! quite impressed with myself, though the proportion must be… horrid.

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birthday with homies

November 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

okay belated post!

so on monday after school, i met with cass, teck, junny and pre at holland V!

i was the last to arrive and when they saw me, they STOPPED walking, STARED at me and started whispering.

best ‘hello’ ever you guys! really loved it!

but anw, junny took me to ‘buy cd’s’ and accompanied me to pet lovers centre while pre, teck and cass ran off.

i saw the dogs and totally fell in love with them!

but then junny got a call and we had to leave and thus we walked to cha cha cha. saw 3 of them sitting with a pink swensens balloon that said ‘you suck’ haha!

super amusing. ordered food and just ate. no pictures because it’s with cass.

and then they refused to leave and said i had to eat even though i was full..

then came the cake!

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so sweet of them!

they went to get the cake (i’m guessing) while i was at the pet shop.. and tecky skipped class just to ’source’ for a place to eat at holland v. -screams- they’re damn sweet lah!

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they had tonnes of fun snapping while i was taking the candles off.

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i’m damn sure the main focus wasn’t my face, the balloon or the cake..

then came the presents!
they’re damn cute man.

one pair of drumsticks (yay! my very own pair!) and they all wrote funny stuff on it.
2 bracelets, 1 with reflective-like shells, and they wrote messages on it.
a blue rose belly stud

awesomeness at its best man!

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3 boys camwhoring away

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group shot (=

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cake was chocolate ice cream, so difficult to cut!

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cass. omg ilu (= thank you so so so much for the gifts and the effort! to come w teck to plan this and all (=

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junny! i know i always make fun of you hahaha! and even though you sent me the ‘i bought chars present already’ TWICE, it was still a nice gesture! the drumsticks!

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tecky and pre! yes the theme for the day was ‘you suck’ and both of you really made full use of it to disturb me. thanks for coming down and being so tolerant (towards me hha!)

then we headed to the bread shop to sit and chat. started playing this alphabet game.

like someone would come up with a category, and we all have to name things under the category.
Eg. Cars.
person A: Toyota

and since toyota ends with an A, person b has to name a brand that starts with A, like Aplha Romeo, or Audi.

then the bread shop was closing so we hopped over to subway to continue our game.

made use of the balloon..
everytime a person can’t think of a word, we’ll hit his/her head till they get it. not painful, but it’s so annoying!

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yea everyone also kena.

the person who kept hitting us was tecky so when it was his turn we all whacked him

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sat till about 9, and then momsy came to pick us up and she sent us back. (=

that pretty much sums up my real birth day. :D enjoyed it tonnes

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hello kitty tribute

November 14, 2009 · 18 Comments

here are a few gifs to pay respect to hello kitty.

hello kitty has lived for 35 years (old hag),
has not gone through puberty,
is still 3 apples tall, and is as heavy as 3 apples.

Enjoy the following gifs!
artwork title: kitty hell

kitty was generously lent by sihui.
and YES, hello kitty was dangerously harmed.

be afraid, kitty lovers!

1. kitty squash

2. kitty cant breathe

3. kitty dancing

4. kitty expanding

5. kitty finale

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shake that booty boy!

November 4, 2009 · 2 Comments

i don’t do this often so…

i just kept wondering when he was gna pull his shorts down to reveal everything!

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medicine.

October 26, 2009 · 2 Comments

i hate going to a doctor i don’t know.
my 1st family doctor died.
my 2nd family doctor has moved to some ulu baluku part of singapore. (woodlands? jb?)

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now i’ve to stuff this down my throat for the next few days or so.

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kelong!

October 20, 2009 · 10 Comments

went to sibu island, off kota tingi (spell check) with dad, tecky, junny and qi.

was having pre-trip jitters as usual, so i wasn’t really smiling + was very tired cos i couldn’t sleep well the night before.

Day 1
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breakfast stop: bak kut teh.

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yummy pork! damn soft, tender, juicy!

ya who am i kidding i don’t even eat pork. haha wouldn’t know how soft or juicy it is -_-

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the most foul-tasting soup ever! i got convinced that this soup was better, and when i tasted it. OMG MEMORIES OF THE FOUL SMELLING PORK INTESTINES SOUP MY MOM USED TO MAKE.

it really woke me up man i was cursing all the way..

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had to wait for some time before getting onto the boat but once i got on, i felt much better..

4 of us decided to sit outside with the sun, sea, breeze.
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hehe my nan hua primary track ‘uniform’! i still can fit damn well into it!

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pap.

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the kelong serves breakfast at 7am, lunch at 1130, dinner at 530, and supper at 9. 4 meals a day! it cost RM225 for 3d2n, and the meals have 2-3 meats, 1-2 veg, and 1 soup! yum yum. even supper isn’t some drink / dessert! it’s fried noodles, or rice.. breakfast isn’t bread and all, it’s teocheow porridge! a great bargain i’d say. (=

when we reached it was really blazing hot and i was drenched due to the boat ride.

made my mood REAL bad.. i was sulking on a kelong full of unknown people, with nowhere to go.. and i refused to touch the raw meat (i don’t like the idea of touching uncooked stuff you see) so i was being a real BRAT.

and then it rained, and it felt slightly better.. had lunch and i was forced to eat with other people. it felt so sick because we didn’t have a ‘common’ spoon and everyone dipped their spoons / chopsticks in the same bowl / plate..

didn’t eat much and passed most of my rice to junny.

this is our sleeping quarters..
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everyone sleeps here, and it’s really safe. you can leave your phone, ipod, bags, camera on the bed and no one would steal it!
that’s cos everyone’s all busy fishing, and honestly, if you stole something you’d be caught because there’s no way you can leave the kelong! the last boat leaves at 2pm, so unless you’re leaving, there’s no point in stealing!

mood got better when it was cloudy and i had 7 hooks on my line. reeled in 2 fish! i have no idea what i caught but i just kept reeling in fish(es) whenever i cast my line. didn’t even have to wait! it was fish after fish and i caught about 40 before dinner. it really cheered me up.. + the fact that the guys and dad helped me to put bait, i didn’t have to touch any raw food..

then it was dinner and i gobbled up. kinda hungry after fishing for 5 straight hours! after eating dinner, we continued fishing.. then we showered.. omg it felt DAMN good. the water was cooling, the wind was blowing when we came out… by 8+, i conked out.. didn’t even eat supper!!! )=

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this is before i fell asleep..

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hanging our clothes by the bunk

woke up at about 10+, and went to find my dad who was still fishing.. he caught a squid! then teck taught me how to cast a line properly.. and it felt so so right.. like the javelin.. so i just kept throwing and throwing.. then they taught me how to play mahjong (with cards), quite fun! we slept at about 1+am cos we were so drained..

Day 2

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the view from the kelong!

woke up at about 9+, and breakfast was over. there was still food on the table but i didn’t feel like eating.. felt like i concussed..

heard laughter coming from the ‘living room’ so i was wondering what the tv was showing to make grown men laugh altogether! went and found out they were showing ‘tom and jerry’. OMG. old school and i couldn’t imagine anyone watching that! in the end, i sat down with them and laughed along. ahahaha

kept irritating my dad to ask for the small boat so i could go snorkelling (that was the whole point of the trip for me) and then he came back saying the boat was spoilt and there wasn’t any way i could get to an island to suntan and snorkel.

was super disappointed!!! was at such a loss cos i didn’t want to spend the whole day fishing.. but that’s exactly what i did in the end..

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we’re sitting at the ‘kitchen hole’. it’s this huge square hole where we dump our unfinished food, to feed the fish..

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we came up with a plan, to throw food just above our hooks, so when the fish come, all we have to do is pull on our rods and we’ll get a fish for sure!

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see this hook? this is lethal! this is the hook we use to ‘get’ fish using the above said plan. (= the fish is definitely unable to get away with a slight ‘jig’.

jigging is when you move your wrist to tug the rod and lift it up. (=

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pap unhooking a fish

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nice fish! really pretty ahaha

deciding to make full use of my day… i unhooked the fish myself..
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and the guys / dad didn’t wanna hook the bait for me so i had NO choice but to do it myself.. had to cut the raw prawns.. -urgh-. i used 2 pliers.. so i didn’t have to touch it at all. haha! from deshelling to cutting them up my hands stayed clean. then i left the prawns in the air for some time so they’d ‘harden’ a bit, and be less icky. that way, they won’t ‘melt’ so easily in the water, and they’ll stick better to the hook. (= it does work for me, i did catch a lot of fish (maybe 50++) so try it if you’re going to fish next time!

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accidents are part of holidays and i got pricked in my finger while trying to unhook a fish and it bled. grr. the fish was ‘poisonous’ and so i had no idea if i got pricked by the fish or the hook.

but thank goodness i had the better end of it, after knowing that my arm wasn’t numb..

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part of our haul!

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so tecky, qi and my dad were ‘jigging’ the whole day at the kitchen hole, with their leftover food. they got so lucky! each tablespoon of food would get them 2 fishes! well using that huge hook, it’s kinda impossible to NOT get a fish.

in teck’s words.. “hey this is more fun than the ufo catcher!” he meant the arcade game, where you kiap the toy with your ‘claws’.

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i’m unhooking yet another fish with dad while qi looks on..

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this is the poisonous fish!

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tecky with the pretty colourful fish

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me eating a banana! haha! was getting hungry.. we brought the bananas from home. yumyum

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this is my mini-box where i put my catch in (=. kept throwing in fish after fish, and when it got full, i threw all the fish into the big cooler box..

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you can’t really see, but in this pic i have 4 fishes on my 7 hooks! (=

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out of focus, but i caught a leather jacket D:

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pap with the poisonous fish. oh to clarify, the fish can be eaten! while unhooking this species of fish, tecky got pricked. and he got the lousier deal. the poision went to his hand and numbed it and oh boy, was i glad i wasn’t in his shoes. he was more calm than me though!

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casting my line after dusk.. at about 7+ and it’s really dark..

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me cutting up the bait haha!

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total haul for day 1 and 2!!

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as you can see, i’m using pliers and a knife to deshell the prawn..

late at night, the small fish all disappear. they decide they’re not hungry anymore. okay just kidding. they disappear because there’s this fish, called a “todak”, long, slim, with a sharp mouth. it eats the fishes! in the afternoon, some i caught a todak with my rod. my fish ate the bait, the todak ate my fish. )= the teeth’s so sharp it bit my whole line off! urgh! it was really annoying cos everytime they bit the bait, my line would snap and i’d have to re-string everything. my line wasn’t strong enough to hold onto the todak either! (i was using a noob rod..)

so at night, with all the todak, i didn’t fish. )= instead, qi decided to try his luck jigging the todaks using his ‘mega hook’

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ta-dahhh!!! a todak! silvery blue.

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unhooking it is very tricky!! because we jigged it, the fish would get multiple hooks on it’s body. the more it struggles, the more hooks it’ll have.

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our first bloody todak with about 4 hooks on it.

and then it was supper. we stayed awake!!
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fried beehoon. there was also red bean soup. (=

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after shower, nice and fresh! with sea breeze too

we stopped fishing for a bit and boys being boys.. they started muckin around..

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pretending to be magicians..

they kept moving the chairs further apart..
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i have no idea how qi could withstand it. :/

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they wanted to drop the ‘ufo mega hook’ onto my head!

they wanted to camwhore.. and then they decided to do group shots. omg..

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you’ve no idea how big my eyes were when they suggested that..

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my self-painted toe nails! nice? :D

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candy fingernails.. yummm

we saw a huge pufferfish, but they told me not to catch it cos there’s nothing i could do with it.. then we saw a nurse shark too! quite exciting! and 2 sea snakes, which freaked me out. cos snakes can slither their way up the kelongs! oh oh and also, a giant squid! we kept following it, and then it disappeared. and suddenly this man cuahgt the squid! unfair i tell you! we waited so long for it!

played mahjong also.. and slept. goodness. )= we were supposed to ‘ton’ the night but after being in the sun, fishing for more than 15 hours we were dead beat!

Day 3
woke up and packed up. boo hoo.

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CHILLIN W MY IPOD YOOO.

fell asleep while listening to the ipod and the next thing i heard.. tecky was saying “chars.. you sleeping ah..? why your eyes open..? awake not?”

SIAN OF COS I WAS SLEEPING LAH. WALAU EH WHERE GOT PPLE NOT SLEEPING THEN LIE SO STILL LIKE DEAD FISH.

he woke me up to go take pictures of the fish..
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yayyy! our fish! very fresh because we kept them in ice all the time. i caught a lot of them! (= amongst my prized catches were baby gropa (which i threw back into the ocean), 2 parrot fish, and 2 leather jackets.

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had to sort out all the fish because it’s pointless to bring the smaller ones back as there’s no meat..

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the sotong pap caught!

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the todaks..

i was joking that i was the “most valuable fisherman” cos i caught the most fish, and on the most regular basis.. it was also due to the fact i watched ‘my mvp valentine’ where i coined the term “MVF”. and i called qi the “most valuable jigger” because with his jigging skills, he hooked up tonnes of todaks!

that was until teck said “chars. this isnt fishing. what you did is cast the line, and reel in. and there’s fish. you only hook it, you didn’t fish for it.”

and thus, from being the “most valuable fisherman” i became “the most valuable hooker”. not ideal i know. :/

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cut the todak’s head off as it was deemed useless..

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the less ugly fish. look at the background! we can open a fish market!

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choosing the fish

after packing the fish and our stuff, we had lunch.. then, it was time to leave the kelong..

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what we stood on for the past few days

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byebye kelong!

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the water’s damn clear and pretty! i know it’s damn bimbo to say ‘pretty water’ but whateverrrr

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the sea was rather calm compared to the day where we got splashed by wave after wave.

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set off back home, and upon reaching home, dad cleaned the fish and we had a bbq that same night together with cass and pre. missed them at the kelong )=. it was quite yummy! and company was good too.

will def go back to the kelong again. it was quite fun w/o having to connect with people all over the world with our phones / laptops.. really enjoy the simple life there. and also, me being impatient, i actually enjoyed fishing.. (okay, hooking..) + good food, good company, games to keep us occupied..

shall wait for bro to finish his o levels then we’ll go for the weekend! i heard the other kelong has midnight bbq, and you can catch many crabs, prawns and squids.. (ah fatt kelong)

however, my kelong (ah you kelong) has better shower facilities (a decent hose instead of a jerry can), and better breakfast (noodles / rice instead of bread and butter / kaya).

and i would definitely make sure that the boat to the island for snorkelling is not spoilt! so that i can suntan and swim haha!

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korean food.

October 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

had lunch with momsy and sis at this korean place at pasir panjang.
set lunch costs $9.90 and there’s tonnes of koreans hoarding the place so you know it’s def good food. (=

it serves many side dishes the minute you sit down!

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kimchi salad, brocolli..

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fried tofu and lotus roots

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pumpkin soup! yum yum. one of the sides!

the sides can easily fill your tummy up.. and you can ask for more sides, for free! it’s really yummy. especially this pumpkin pancake..

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my sister’s icy cold noodles.

the taste was… unique.. the soup was sour and cold… the noodles were hard to bite into..

i had bugolgi beef. BUT IT CAME IN SOUP FORM. ))=
no pictures cos i was so shocked when it came lol..

they gave us dessert.. some rice drink… my sis kept saying it’s really nice and i told her i could make it.. it’s just sugar syrup, really cold, and then u throw in like what, 5 grains of rice at the bottom of the cup…

they gave us fruits too! watermelon cut in heart shapes.!
i forced my mom to eat it.. cos they took time to cut it!

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tralalal!

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10 men i’d….

October 18, 2009 · 5 Comments

uh huh!
you know you know you know!

last night i came up with a list of 10 men i’d fuck.
not literally, of course…

NOT in order, because i can’t choose!

1. the schoolboy

Gao Tian Qi.

he’s so asian i’d go “wtf” at his hair but it’s nice!
well yea the only place i caught him in was “my mvp valentine” where he acted as “gao xing”.
not someone way high on the “to-do” list but he’s not bad i guess.

2. The all rounder

Hugh Grant.

can any woman not swoon at his accent / looks / body / whatsnot? seriously this man can act damn well in romantic comedy (is there such a genre?). how can anyone resist this man?!

3. The hottest superhero (if you consider him as one)

Hugh Jackman.

He’s one of the reasons why xmen is my fav marvel comic! not that i actually read the comics, but i loved the cartoons they played on tv and then when the movies came out, WHAM! in your face. my personal fav is xmen III cos of the fight, and there were so many different characters portrayed! although i really felt that jean gray was annoying, with her vericose veins, saggy face..

4. The man everyone would approve of

George Clooney.

goodness, even my aunt is fighting for him! she once told me if she saw george clooney while we were out, she’ll push me so she can get a headstart. This guy’s so charasmatic! hehehe. one thing for sure, his spawn would look like angels. this guy actually makes growing old an easy feat (for men of course..).

5. The one who used to be on my wall

Brad Pitt.

no idea why i like him, but i was once made to write an essay on brad pitt! had to describe his deep set eyes, chiseled jaw (yes i actually used these phrases). paired with george clooney in the ocean’s trilogy (i hope there’s more to come!) and awesome, we get a perfect christmas package that came wayyy to early. looks good with his head shaved, though i really really dislike his messy hair, mustouche look. and i liked him better with jennifer aniston!

6. The chef

Curtis Stone.

we all love a man who can cook! what’s more this chef comes in such a delicious package! tall, muscular, suave…. have you seen the women throwing themselves at him in the supermarket? skank alert! but it just goes to show that we women are ALSO visual creatures!

7. The Korean

Jang Hyuk.

fell in love with him / his character played in “successful story of a bright girl” where this man has such a huge ego, is 29, has never been in love and doesn’t know how to treat the girl he loves! epic cuteness!

8. The first love

Jerry Yan.

my first and last love! i watched meteor garden when it first came out, in 2002. 7 years later, i’m watching it, and it still makes me feel the same way i once did! squirmy on the inside! this man can act, not much of singing but he’s a model. yum yum. 1.8m, broad shoulders, muscles, and a REALLY nice smile (with dimples!)! AND he looks good in sleeveless clothes. beat that!

9. The man with hair clips

He Jun Xiang.

also appeared in a taiwanese drama, “devil beside you”. wears hair clips in his head, rides a bike, looks good when he ties up half his hair! makes my knees weak too :D

10. The muscle man

Vin Diesel.

yea i KNOW that if i were to really *cough* him, i’d be paralysed, probably dead. but this guy’s full of muscles i’d gladly hand wash all my clothes on his rock hard abs! plus he’d make you feel safe.. i don’t think there’s anyone who’d dare to rob him or anything.

That’d be all except…

i wanna add one more person!


that’s just cos i felt like it. haha!

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