wedding night

was talking to 2 friends today, weirdly, about sex before marriage..
and they were saying they’ll save it for their wedding night..
me being me, i was like wtf?! for real? you’re saving it for your wedding night?!

i mean you have seriously got to be kidding me..

looking at this from a calm and unbiased perspective..
being christian, we’ll be having the church wedding thing going on.. where we say our vows, have the prayer, sing songs, show the montage, give our random speech… that would be at like 11am..

and before that you have the pre wedding crap. torturing the groom + entourage, playing games, groom picks you up or sth in your room… im damn sure it starts at like 7am…

make up? bathing? wearing the damn dress? hair? idk what else brides do BUT THIS MEANS YOU WAKE UP AT 3 FUCKIN AM. you’ll brush your teeth 10 times.. scrub 20 times… make sure there’s no leg/underarm hair..

great. so this means you’re awake from 3am, till the last guest leaves the church lunch, easily you’ll be stuck there till 3pm.

and then you have the damn wedding dinner WHICH YOU WONT EAT. after you get home, you bathe, remove the shitty wax/hair stuff, make up (because make up doesn’t wash away with water). and then you have to head to the hotel… and make up, dress, hair all over again.

dinner starts at like what, 730pm and it lasts till.. 1130? you’ve to stand in your heels and thank every tom dick and harry your parents/uncle/friend/pet rock invited. you’ll be done at 1230 maybe.

then you go to the hotel, taking off your heels slowly even though you really wanna fling if off your feet, remove the damn jewelry, being v careful not to spoil it, remove your dress. if it tears you’re doomed. then the process of removing make up, weird glitter all over your body, and washing all the wax off your hair…

you do realise by the time you’re done it’ll be 2am?!

AND YOU STILL WANT TO HAVE SEX?
REALLY?

how fucked can that be?! i’m so damn freaking tired all i want to do is SLEEP. heck, if my wedding dress was comfy i’ll sleep in it.

ITS MY WEDDING WHY AM I BEING TORTURED )=

note to my future husband: you’re NOT gonna get any sex on our wedding night.. if you seriously wanna ask me why you’re gonna get punched.

how i spent day 1 of 2010

woke up at 8am, showered, ate some breakfast, went to church.
set up the mikes for wedding, got greatly annoyed with everything people said to me cos i was the only one doing it, partner pulled out / was late.

not a good way to start the year.
had a few screw ups, really need to learn how to conquer the gain and sensitivity cos jul’s going to aussie no one’s gna help me. )=

was asked “why dont you do the sound” by my partner. yea sure leave the shit job to me. -rolls eyes-

wedding was so-so. lunch was nice. yumyum. mega cupcake rampage they were so pretty! poked fun at jul’s ‘bowl’ hair. he looked nice in a suit though. just needs a curly ear piece and he’s on his way to being a spy / bodyguard!

was talking to shar when a random church aunty came by and asked..
“so when’s your turn?”
-silence-

OK WHAT JUST HAPPENED. it’s not like my sis got married or what you know.. cue to stare at shar and find a witty answer.

“don’t make me wait too long, i can give a big ang pow now.. but when i retire, cannot already..”

me: “oh dont worry i also want to get married fast.. why dont you ask -points to julian- him that question instead. more appropriate than me..”

cue death stare.
(church people can be amusing.. sigh..)

mahjong at my place. sadly we weren’t ‘feeling’ it. the next time we get to do this is probably in march )= and soon the boys will say bye to us leaving cass and i alone. oh well….

today, i get to say “2 more months and i’ll say bye!”

right. time to get working

jeremy & esther’s wedding.

so i attended their wedding a week ago in church.
simple, church wedding.
(not-so-interesting post because i’m stoned)

borrowed julian’s camera so i could take pictures.

camwhoring with a dslr!

best men taking a break

right: groom’s dad.

after the march-in.

had worship led by uncle andy.
quite awesome!

then they went to sign the marriage cert and all

(also, not much pictures of me because i’m the one behind the camera)

i stood right behind because i couldn’t see. everyone was blocking me! and i was in heels. tut.

shar(=

aft the wedding ended, went to the front.

mhahaha

lunch was awesome yum yum yum. !

yea i can’t say much about the wedding lah, you guys won’t know them also haha!

the people were nicely dressed! not under dressed and all, there wasn’t enough space for the people in church! maybe cos it was a cross-service wedding.. (from the english and the sunset service).. so with two services.. BHAM. lol.

and yes i am so guilty about wanting to get married early again.
time to find an awesome man.