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X: we wanted to go to cabbages and condoms. its this place which promotes safe sex and has good food in bkk. then the uncle took us to some prostitute place. i told my friend not to pay him, but my friend did.

me: well if you didn’t the uncle would have gotten guys to bang you.

HMM. lightbulb.

one reason why i won’t be a good neighbour

fine i’m sure there’s tonnes of reasons why being my neighbour would suck but i found one reason particularly.. valid..

“ayer, can’t live with her lah, she’ll keep trying to find ways to buy over our house.” (marvin tan, 2010)

my future neighbour does know me very well. awww. <3

sleepy!!

had one of the more interesting dreams last night..

mom somehow got crazy and we had no idea how it escalated i only remember me thinking ‘i should have realised dad was serious when he said ‘your mom is crazy. she needs help”. (in real life sometimes my dad will call my mother crazy hahahaah)

and she was intent on killing my bro and i. :/ kinda freaky cos the week before, my friends came over and she was still nice and smiley. so she whacked my bro till he died, and she used a wooden plank to break my legs :/ so i pretended to die, too..

then i heard my mom open the door to the room (this is in real life) and i hid myself under the blanket (HAHAHA LOSER MUCH?)

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after that, i found myself on some ghost like train. everyone was running and i was with 2-3 friends. and the ghosts made people lie on the train tracks. i was in the train and we kept running over people!!! :/ closed my eyes and thought to myself (in the dream, still) “we just went over a marshie, an m&m it’s okay its okay”.

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few days ago i dreamt i was going to get raped by 2 friends and my parents didn’t bother so i had to run out of my home and all of them were like ‘okay.. we won’t already’ YEA RIGHT WTF HAAHAH. so i ran out of the house and they were chasing me. :/ and then i took off in the air, as if i was super light. (i hate it when this happens in my dreams. happens all the time). and i dreamt i hitched a ride to penang on an oil tanker. i was like “so we’re reaching in 9 hrs right?” and everyone laughed at me cos duh the oil tanker cant travel at 110km/h…

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i need more sleep