I wanted to sort this out into the ‘shallow’ and the ‘not so shallow’ list but I know everyone thinks what I write here is purely shallow.
My guy must be witty and smart. And holy. haha.
now that we’ve gotten it out of the way…
about his body…
1) Broad shoulders (unfunfunf)
2) YUMMY Bicep and Tricep muscles
3) At least 1.7m in height. (not tough considering i’m short)
4) at least a toned stomach
5) nice skin
6) sexy side burns
7) sexy voice
8) high cheekbones
9) NO B.O thanks
10) nice hair.
11) boyish/cute/HOT face (wtf is a hot face hahahaha)
12) must be hygienic (I’d flip if you did a Joachim Leow in front of me)
13) no balding guys (some guys do look sexy bald. #signsimgettingolder)
14) no monkey face or ears
15) ass doesn’t stick out
16) cute and huggable
ps: I do not give 2million hoots if your penis is large or small. I HATE them. they are ugly, and, not to mention, disgusting.
on fashion..
1) uses nice deodourant/perfume/smells nice (idk where to put this)
2) wears boxers (briefs are for… virgins)
3) open about facial piercings/tattoos (ok this isnt fashion but..)
4) knows how to dress well / decently for approriate occasions
ps: i think guys look the hottest in either a tux/suit or just in their boxers
odds and ends
1) manly/brave
2) able to support himself
3) carry conversations well
4) doesn’t dictate my life
5) have great sense of humour
6) musically inclined
7) doesn’t smoke
errrrrrr
1) willing to do all the crazy stuff with me
2) caring, loving, understanding, patient, sensitive (not overly though eew)
3) faithful to me!
4) walks/drives me home
5) respects women
6) knows how to cook
7) loves animals
8) knows how to be jealous (just don’t overdo it)
9) remembers selectively special dates (i don’t mean when we first kissed i’m not interested in that)
10) love the sun/sports
11) shares food with me
12) likes spooning
the (fine..) shallow stuff
1) comes w drivers license/car (preferably)
2) makes the first move
3) speaks good english. by that i mean no vocab/grammar mistakes.
4) understands pms
5) if you want to throw tantrums, please be cute
6) able to travel with me without money woes
i seriously don’t believe any girl who doesn’t want most of these. :/
YAY YOU’VE MADE IT! *fireworks*
i wanted to type out stuff that i am serious about (the minusing points system i have in my head) but EVERYONE has mocked me for that.
also, i think i’ve chased all my potential suitors away. lol.
(Jun 14, 2011)
tai, that’s one heckuva impossible list. hahaha.
don’t say that weenie!
3) At least 1.7m in height. ( to balance out your height is it lol)
ps: i think guys look the hottest in either a tux/suit or just in their checkered boxers ( so u expect guys to brave the harsh weathers of town to attract you either in a full body suit and work up a sweat so they wld have BO which would disqualify them and boxers which would make them a pervert. how? so difficult to please leh u)
5) respects women (what’s with playing with our bra and calling us cunts) (haha….)
11) shares food with you (a must) (poor boy you will finish his food lah)
4) understands pms ( this my dear is quite extinct) i think they will never understand simply ignore lol)
no… i mean if he was in my room lah then either a tux of boxers lol…
i wont finish his food i kope some only