The List

Hello! Welcome to the “guy list”.
I aim to make this the most clicked-on page.

You’re only clicking here ‘cos
1) you’re too bored and you’re exploring my pages
OR
2) you’ve heard about the list, and you’re here to check it out.

note: i used to have 264 things okay!

If you don’t have no.1 on the list, lets just say you can be a spectator and laugh at the rest of the ‘pre-requisites’.

i wanted to sort this out into the ’shallow’ and the ‘not so shallow’ list but i know everyone thinks what i write here is purely shallow.

WOOOOOOOOO! Lets get started shall we?

about his body…
1) Broad shoulders
2) Bicep and Tricep muscles
3) At least 1.7m in height.
4) 6pecs [independence people!] or at least a toned stomach
5) nice skin
6) sexy side burns
7) sexy voice
no fat legs please
9) NO B.O thanks
10) nice hair (no curly, flat, pink, centre parting..)
11) boyish/cute/HOT face
12) must be hygienic
13) no bald/ing guys
14) no monkey face or ears
15) double eyelids
16) ass doesn’t stick out
17) cute and huggable
ps: i do not give 2million hoots if your penis is large or small. i HATE them. they are ugly, not to mention, disgusting.

on fashion..
1) uses nice deodourant/perfume/smells nice (idk where to put this)
2) wears boxers
3) most shirts are white/black/blue
4) open about facial piercings/tattoos
5) knows how to dress well

ps: i think guys look the hottest in either a tux/suit or just in their checkered boxers

expectations
1) manly/brave
2) able to support himself
3) carry conversations well
4) cannot be too quiet
5) doesn’t dictate my life
6) have great sense of humour
7) musically inclined
doesn’t smoke

sweet stuff
1) surprise you when you least expect it
2) caring, loving, understanding, patient
3) faithful to me!
4) walks/drives me home
5) respects women (what’s with playing with our bra and calling us cunts)
6) knows how to cook
7) sensitive towards my feelings
knows how to be jealous (just don’t overdo it)
9) remembers special dates
10) love the sun/sports
11) shares food with you (a must)
12) loves animals
13) willing to do all the crazy stuff with me
14) knows how to have fun
15) be truthful
16) great attitude

the (fine..) shallow stuff
1) comes w drivers license/car (prefably)
2) makes the first move
3) speaks more english than chinese
4) understands pms
5) if you want to throw tantrums, please be cute.

i seriously don’t believe any girl who doesn’t want like most of these. :/

YAY YOU’VE MADE IT! *fireworks*
you should also realise i like to bite people’s arms. (thus the muscles). i wanted to type out stuff that i am serious about (the minusing points system i have in my head) but EVERYONE has mocked me for that. so i guess what’s started in my head has to stay in my head.

also, i think i’ve chased away all my potential suitors. lol.

That’s about it for now I guess..

Updated on Feb 25, 2009